Channeling her inner girl-gone-wild on Spring Break, perpetual hot mess Britney Spears was all short-shorts and half-tops while decending from an L.A. toy store yesterday.
Rocking an outfit more suitable for the young girls who go to her concerts (or their trampy older sisters, anyway), the mother-of-two picked up a tennis racquet and some tennis balls during her solo mission.
While there are an infinite number of things that are wrong with this scene, I like to focus on the positive. Miss Spears appears to have yo-yoed to a lighter weight this week.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
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oh dear, no one told her that she’s lost the role of daisy duke to jessica simpson a few years ago…
this girl just competes for the trashiest look on the planet… and she is winning.
WTF? Bitch was fat just two days ago, where did all of that disappear? I can still smell her from a distance though!
why does she always pull faces?
he body looks good!I cant say much bout the oufit though…
she looks amazing..I mean that body..The clothes so what?she can wear wat she
want..
she wore that when she was preggers remember….HAHAHHAA
coco…I thought that outfit looked familiar!! I recognized it instantly. I’m tellin you guys. Britney’s got issues. She is a classic case of Arrested Development. She has never matured beyond the age of 12. She needs to ditch the goofy faces, get back with her Mom & hire a good shrink.
hahahah spinner…meee too!!!!! as soon as i saw that top i got the vision of her preggers belly, that skirt and those damn COW BOY BOOTS!!!!! oh and u forgot, HIRE A STYLIST. lmao
she makes it so easy!!!! but i must say i must say something nice because her body does look damn good. This girl confuses me!!!! this picture proves that one picture of her running with allie when her dress flew up and her ass looked like a my grandma’s was definitely photoshopped, she still has her ass!!!
her body does look good here (minus the legs, of course-lol).
that outfit is beyond horrendous…..I disagree coc- that cellulite is real- this is just a different angle.
you can still see a little of the cellulite in the 4th pic ..i also think the picz of her flabby ass running are real..
Nice lipo scars on her knee there. Either that or it’s some cellulite. And can we please stop pretending that people photoshop cellulite onto her? It’s just insulting.
Anywho, the shorts are all right (besides being a size too large and bunching in the front), but Jesus Christ woman, can you not wear something that at least covers your STOMACH while rockin’ the short shorts? That’s not asking much. I didn’t even mention the bra.
Arrested development indeed.
Jessyka: in her defense (I can’t BELIEVE I am defending her) she had orthoscopic knee surgery 3 years ago- that’s not a lipo scar.
…..and you mean the LACK of a bra!
she is HIDEOUS, just HIDEOUS.
I thought about that too, PSL, but I think it’s too high to be a knee surgery scar. My dad has scars from knee surgery but they’re actually ON his knees. And I did mean the lack of bra, I just didn’t even want to bring it up. hehe. But on a positive note, at least she’s getting some more use out of her maternity wear!
That third tiny pic on the bottom is the same exact face when she was strung-out and shaved her head and took a baseball bat to that paparazzi’s car. You know—the scary-needs-to-go-DIRECTLY-to-the-psych-ward-face.
SHE is slimming down again!
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