Looking red hot in Versace, Jessica Simpson goes glam in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
In the mag, the blonde bombshell makes a not-so-shocking revelation about herself — she dresses for the men in her life! (As you may recall, Miss Simpson shocked everyone earlier this year when she went brunette while dating the tall, dark-haired crooner John Mayer. John reportedly prefers brunettes.)
A few more snippets from Jessica’s brilliant interview:
On her footwear: “I just wear really high heels.â€On Hollywood’s obsession with thinness: “I don’t get the whole rail thing.”
On possible plastic surgery: “I’ve had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted. But you know, my boobs are real.”
On being inspired by working with Willie Nelson: “I’ve been wanting to do a country record because it’s just my roots; it’s my soul. I aspire to be like Patsy Cline. Willie actually turned me on to her because he used to be one of her background singers.”
On which she likes better - acting or singing: “In my music career, there have been moments of failure, and with acting, I haven’t had that yet. But music is opening up my heart and every emotion inside of me.”
On John Mayer: “I love his Continuum record. There’s your answer.”
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No failure in her acting career? It must be nice to live on Planet Jessica.
So, is she stupid or is she on drugs because all of her responses are either bullshizz or they dont make sense. loser. And no plastic surgery!?!? Biatch. Please.
The cover shot is very freaky looking.
the cover is scary. she looks ready to swallow your soul.
Her face looks squished. Seriously, no plastic surgery? What bs. We’ve all seen her lip size fluctuate.
Oh wait sorry. Collagen injection isn’t plastic surgery. But I think she’s already had her boobs lifted
She’s just not attractive - she’s got tits and a flat ass - nice if it’s your thing - but she has the squarest most manish face EVER.
Movies who fail to bring in even less than 50M are a failure Jess
So you suck at both, music and film
Ever since her marriage failed she seems really closed off. I don’t even know why she does interviews anymore. She has nothing to say at alllllllllll.
FASHION HAS BECOME A JOKE!
She is one of the ugliest, most unattractive women (?) on the planet! Its so disrespectful on Harper’s bazaar to put this piece of monkey dump on the cover
no plastic surgery?
hmm…looking at old pics of her,her eyes look a little different to me.and she did have her boobs lifted.so somebody said something bout living on Planet Jessica haha,so right =)
ok cover shot? horse face
inside shot? perfect. very rita hayworth to a ‘t’
she looks like a dirty pirate hooker
I have never found her attractive in any way but i do think she looks very pretty on the cover. she does have a nice smile. how dumb , why would she change her hair color because her boyfriend likes burnette, that is just a turn off. she should be herself and if he perfers that look he should be with a burnette. that kind of shit is what makes woman insecure.
The cover is funny, look at her teeth!!!! What ever happened to when they used REAL models on magazine covers???
I don’t know how she get’s away with calling herself ‘Curvy”…There is nothing “curvy” about her….She is one of those rail people….She is desperate to be considered Curvy.
these are old shots. :/ you can tell because she looks Pave-ized.
i like her…..(runs off!!)
she hasn’t failed at acting?
she hasn’t had plastic surgery?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh, PUH_LEEZE!!!!!!!!
The cover is horrible. Why does she have crow’s feet already? And what’s with that smile and her lips being all spread out??? She’s just stupid. I can’t believe anyone would admit to dressing for a man. How pathetic. And she needs to stop lying about the plastic surgery. One time I saw a picture of her and you could actually see the crease on her eyelids from where she had a lift. And we all know those tits have been hoisted up. She needs to go away.
HAHAHHAHA hasnt failed at acting yet….ok buddyyyyy. is this girl living on her own world. the second shot is hot, better when she doesnt smile.
DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER - LoL!!!! BWAHAHA! Meg, I’m going to have to stalk you for that brilliant line.
That is seriously the fuligiest magazine cover I’ve ever seen. Fashion magazines should have models on the cover not dumb celebrities. Her face is really hard to look at. I want to puke.
Boy !!! everyone is sure hard on Jessica. What has she ever done that was so bad ??? She’s really good to look at; seems to be a nice person-not mean; sings and acts OK; gets along with her family; not afraid to make fun of herself; seems like an all around nice Texas girl…..
she looks like its the 80’s on that cover.
her smile always looks so scary as if shes begging for you to not think she’s desperate.
quite frightening.
Jeez, what a buncha haters! I like Jessica… I think she does her best to just act like herself. She may not be the brightest bulb, but at least she’s a nice person, doesn’t take herself too seriously.
I don’t think she’s had any plastic surgery. I respect how she responded to a question about John Mayer. She could have said something negative, or even something immature like, “I don’t need him and I’m over him,” but she didn’t.
Can we ssay sscaryy
this is the most boring, ugliest cover ive ever seen in a fashion magazine. i dont know why the hell they put that THING in their cover.
ALL OF HER PICS ARE FUCKING UGLY!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MORE CLUELESS TWAT…EVER!!! BITCH IS FUG! AND WEIRD!
the 2nd shot shouldve been the cover. whoever chose the cover should be fired
That may be the ugliest damn picture I have EVER seen. I agree with the above poster. Thats apalling that Harper’s Bazaar would actually agree to that on the cover. Maybe there was a blackout and they couldn’t see the pictures so they just picked at random and opted for the best.
It makes way more sense than that pic!
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