The reality TV star/singer/fashion designer was among the many celebrity figures who were depicted by various twisted arists for the Svedka Vodka-hosted exhibit.
Heidi’s piece of art was inspired by a popular print of Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama (she’s a proud Republican) and a trip to the grocery store.
If you want a closer look at Heidi’s melons, the artwork can be viewed and even purchased by the public beginning Tuesday. But if you ask us, this is truly priceless.



























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Would have been even better if it said “Desperate”
Don’t these two have at least ONE friend? It’s sad and will end badly with Spencer blowing Heidi’s brains (well the brain matter between her ears) out when she threatens to leave him. However, Spencer will be too much of a douche and coward to kill himself and instead flee the country to hide but the Feds will catch him in Rio.
I don’t know who these two are but they are two people who irritate me everytime I see them.
What, a, fucktard….these two are great comedy. Sad, desperate, dillusional. Ya ANON, I see Spencer (what a douche name !!!). Is that his real name? His parents really named him Spencer? LOL. So I see Speencerrrr becoming like that wackjob boyfriend dude who went awol and killed his girlfriend/wife whatever the playboy bunny girl from back in the 80’s. Watch she will try and end it with him, he will realize he really has nothing at all then and will go apeshit. I don’t know if he would have the balls to turn on himself though.
Her face is so ugly now. Her head looks like a damn melon too. Ew. Spencer is so fucking crazy, she is seriously BLIND if she does not see how big of a douche that boy is.
who the fuck are these stupids cunts.
Someone please run over these worthless shitbags.
Man I hate those two.
That is one of the stupidest peices of ‘artwork’ I’ve ever seen. She is just embarassing, does she not realise that everyone is laughing at her and thinks she’s just a big joke. Her music ‘career’ is nearly as funny as the fact that her only friend is Spencer. I’m pretty sure she’s trying to get the producers of the Hills to cook up a reunion with Lauren because she’s desperate for some friends. I would honestly kill myself if I only had Spencer to hang out with, he is such a wanker.
her eye is wonky a la p. hilton
Stupid bitch
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