TINA ON SARAH: SHE’S “FIVE TIMES BETTER-LOOKING”

“When I first saw her, I didn’t think we looked alike at all,” Tina Fey tells the new TV Guide of Sarah Palin. “Then during the convention, I started to think, ‘OK, maybe a little.’”

Adds Fey, “I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy (stuff). She’s keeping it tight!”

As for the key to how Tina transforms herself? “We glue my ears down.”

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33 Comments

  1. yug
    October-21-2008 @ 1:31 pm

    Yeah, but Tina Fay is so much more intelligent than Sarah Palin is, and not so bigotted either. She would be a better choice for VP too !

  2. Bobby Brown Rocks
    October-21-2008 @ 1:32 pm

    Too bad this isn’t a beauty contest or Palin would win!! We are looking for composed and sound judgement coming from a place of intelect. Not some milf wannabe!!

  3. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:33 pm

    Hey post number one-
    Tina showed how “much more better and higher class” she is then Sarah…
    Tina DIDNT even look toward Sarah……….
    Just goes to show me and many others, that Tina is a fucking cunt.

  4. Honey
    October-21-2008 @ 1:35 pm

    She didn’t look at her because she didn’t respect her wolf hunting ass!!!

  5. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:35 pm

    Hey post number 2
    Sarah freaking rocks compared to Joe Biden.
    Biden is telling the WHOLE world that “if” Obama gets in, shit is going to hit the fan toward America.
    Want me to prove to you?
    Let me tell ya, IF Obama gets in, you better still have a bomb shelter from the damn 60’s - or death will be on us.

  6. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:36 pm

    Tina is a CUNT, face it.
    All fucked up liberals are not nice….
    Should have at least smiled at her - or something, but nope. Wanted to shopw the world how much of a cunt she is, and she did

  7. Kain
    October-21-2008 @ 1:38 pm

    ^^^ You are such an idiot!!! When Obama is in office we can look forward to peace and negotiation with all. If McShitty wins we are looking at engagement in the middle east alone for another 100 years. Fortunately, the country is in support of Obama and peace!!

  8. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:39 pm

    One more thing -
    Out of all 4 people : Sarah, John, Jim, and barry.
    Who has the HIGHEST national SECURITY clearance?
    —Sarah does.
    Why?
    She is a Govenor.

  9. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:40 pm

    Kain-
    When and IF your god gets in, he will be killed………….or he will have us all killed.
    Read up on what his side kick stated to the whole world, you dumb ass

  10. Canadian Eh!
    October-21-2008 @ 1:46 pm

    Life on Mars…Your use of language and thoughts expressed in this post is just indicative of how shallow and uneducated you are. The world has changed and colour does not define a person. You are sad person and luckly your kind is on its way out!

  11. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:49 pm

    Whatever bacon head; research what Biden told the whole world about his boy….read it, then you will be freaking out.

  12. hmm
    October-21-2008 @ 1:50 pm

    This comment is totally serious: whoever moderates this site should report Life On Mars to the authorities because he/she may be threatening Obama’s life.

  13. yug
    October-21-2008 @ 1:51 pm

    Life on Mars: You are about as stupid an idiot as the come.

  14. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:52 pm

    Fuck off 12
    JOE BIDEN fucking did it.
    RESEASRCH IT you loser lib.

  15. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:54 pm

    Last Sunday, when Joe Biden predicted that a President Obama would soon be tested by one of our enemies he displayed dated crisis management notions.

    Here’s what Joe said,:
    Mark my words,” the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. “It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking.
    “I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate,” Biden said to Emerald City supporters, mentioning the Middle East and Russia as possibilities.
    ..
    Jesus, want me to wipe your ass?

  16. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:54 pm

    Your boys side kick - -has put a DEATH WISH on him………………LOL

  17. Life On Mars
    October-21-2008 @ 1:55 pm

    Your boys side kick - -has put a DEATH WISH on him………………LOL
    Think 911 was bad?
    Hell, Joe put a big old target on his back……………RESEARCH IT, for yourself.

  18. Thanks Joe!
    October-21-2008 @ 2:03 pm

    I can’t believe Biden said what he did on Sunday! This will be the big news story this week, and the Obama campaign cannot be happy about that.

    Essentially, you have Biden telling the American people that the first year or so under Obama will be hard and that Obama will make mistakes. That is not what you want your running mate to be saying two weeks out from the election.

    While Palin praises John McCain as “prepared” and “ready to lead”…Biden places doubts in the minds of Americans about Obama.

    Talk about a MAJOR mistake by the Obama/Biden campagain. McCain needs to hit this hard.

  19. Only1
    October-21-2008 @ 2:06 pm

    Honestly, I think Biden himself is worried about Obama.

    I really believe that. I mean, look at what Biden has said about Obama in the past. Compare that to what he said Sunday…not much difference.

    Biden knows Obama has little experience and he knows that other world leaders are going to test him. And I truly believe Biden has doubts as to whether Obama can pass those tests.

    Biden realizes he is going to have to carry a lot of water for Obama…and what he said Sunday was truthful. He gave the McCain campaign a lot of help.

  20. October-21-2008 @ 2:38 pm

    Just one of the many important reason to vote McCain, not Obama.

    Web search this:
    Barack Obama strategy manufactured crisis

    The biggest crisis will be in how he wants to “change” America.
    .
    A MUST SEE VIDEO!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD_EAe1N9-M

  21. yug
    October-21-2008 @ 2:41 pm

    Is this like that manufactured crisis that the idiot Bush faced 8 months into his presidency? Let’s see, what was that called, oh yea SEPTEMBER 11th ! ! !

  22. Aysla
    October-21-2008 @ 3:33 pm

    Blaaaaaaaaah blah blah blah. Wonder what Palin uses for her hair.

  23. tealeaf
    October-21-2008 @ 3:37 pm

    I will be glad when McCain loses, so I can stop seeing Palin Everywhere

  24. Obama Is A Liar
    October-21-2008 @ 4:07 pm

    Newsweek reports that not only were the reports that folks attending a McCain rally yelled “kill him” likely false — but also that Obama knew these reports were false before using them in last week’s debate:

    “During a heated moment in his final presidential debate with Sen. John McCain, Sen. Barack Obama noted the anger of some supporters at rallies for McCain’s running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. “All the public reports suggested,” Obama said, that people shouted “things like ‘terrorist’ and ‘kill him’.” Making a death threat against a presidential candidate can be a crime. But even before Obama cited “reports” of the threats at the debate, the U.S. Secret Service had told media outlets, including NEWSWEEK, that it was unable to corroborate accounts of the “kill him” remarks—and according to a law-enforcement official, who asked for anonymity when discussing a political matter, the Obama campaign knew as much. Now some officials are disgruntled that Obama gave added credence to the threat by mentioning it in front of 60 million viewers. At this point in the campaign, said one, candidates will “say anything to make a particular point.”
    This, of course, is merely the latest example of Obama’s willingness to inaccurately portray himself as a victim and flagrantly gin up sympathy votes, while simultaneously, ignoring the really, really objectionable behavior his own supporters engage in (viewer discretion advised).

  25. republicans out!!!
    October-21-2008 @ 7:50 pm

    Ahhh life on Mars, your name says it all!

    LUNATIC!

  26. republicans out!!!
    October-21-2008 @ 7:53 pm

    All thah bull crap you post comes from other lunatics! How serious are your investigations into reality?
    A joke, like all that comes from Palin!

    So wanna be Keiser Palin says that there are plenty of ANTI AMERICAN STATES!?

    What America is the one republicans so easily throw into the hate state?

    The idea of National pride has been hijacked by the Nationalists Republicans!
    That supremacist identity of the “true america” will be the beginning and end of the republican party by self segregation and “purification”. Hail Palin!

    The ugly face of nationalist populism is that all that are not with republicans are therefore anti-American! What a path!

  27. Seattleite
    October-21-2008 @ 7:54 pm

    Life on Mars - I’m quick to assume you do not understand the point of this statement.

    I’m pretty sure it is because there is so much hate towards Obama from people like yourself, that crazies like you will try and take Obama out because they are still holding onto old ideals that don’t fit the majority of the country and it’s circumstances. Because they don’t like opposition, and can’t handle a civil debate.

    Why hasn’t there been an assassination attempt on Bush? Because everyone that hates him and that didn’t vote for him is civil and mature enough to get over it, like the ‘elitists’ they are. Us crazy liberals are just so dangerous, with our peaceful non-violent protests, and all.

    Need any examples? What about when JFK got shot? When John Lennon got shot? When Martin Luther King Jr. got shot? Everyone expects it to happen because of crazy right wing conservatives who ARE racist (I’m assuming at LEAST some are, the KKK, Nazi supporters and white supremacists still exist) who love violence too much.

    And Obama is a Liar - I do believe I watched footage of those rallies, and actually heard the audio for myself. Even the edited Fox News version! It was actually quite distinct. Personally, I haven’t seen Obama playing victim… or acting like an angry toddler. More like a well-spoken leader, my friend.

  28. bk
    October-21-2008 @ 8:07 pm

    Uh Mars, or is it adam, or even Harley, whoever the fuck you are, the more hate you spew, the more you prove the obvious point that Repugnicans are racist idiots. Spew away bitch because that’s all you got. Obama is winning and will win.

  29. Sarah Palin's gaping hole
    October-21-2008 @ 9:49 pm

    Why does She Ride a Harley keep changing her name? Is it because she has no credibility and everyone knows she talks out of her ass, so she has to keep reinventing herself in order to get attention? Sources say yes!

  30. October-21-2008 @ 9:55 pm

    While I don’t support Obama and for very valid reasons believe he is unfit to be president of this country, I don’t condone “Life on Mars’” hateful discourse. That said, all of you rightfully excoriating “Life on Mars” are duplicitous in your silence of the many, many equally vicious attacks of Sarah Palin on this blog. I have read well over 100 comments wishing her dead, calling her a stupid whore, bitch, etc. If any of you possess even a shred of fairness and objectivity you’ll be just as quick to condemn those who make such vile attacks on Palin as well in future posts.

  31. October-21-2008 @ 10:13 pm

    And for those of you condemning conservatives as racist, I will only say that if the posts by Obama supporters on this blog are any indication of the beliefs held by liberals then any rational observer would have no choice but to walk away believing you to be a group of raging bigots—for the countless irrational, sexist attacks on Sarah Palin, for the disgraceful practice of ageism in the constant attacks on McCain, and for your despicable, completely unsubstantiated accusations of racism blindly applied to anyone who doesn’t support Obama and his far-left, socialist philosophy. BK, I’m speaking directly to you as you’ve unfairly called me a racist in previous posts. When I directly challenged you to call out just one thing I’ve said that can possibly be construed as racist, you couldn’t. You still can’t, because the true racist here is you.

  32. Sarah Palin's gaping hole
    October-21-2008 @ 10:57 pm

    Where’s the stupid bitch who was talking all that nonsense about Michelle?

    From the NY Post:

    THE source who told us last week about Michelle Obama getting lobster and caviar delivered to her room at the Waldorf-Astoria must have been under the influence of a mind-altering drug. She was not even staying at the Waldorf. We regret the mistake, and our former source is going to regret it, too. Bread and water would be too good for such disinformation.

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/10212008/gossip/pagesix/room_disservice_134490.htm

  33. Seattleite
    October-22-2008 @ 5:47 pm

    Bea - - Not all of us condemn conservatives as racist, but realize that lots of racists are conservatives. Also acknowledge there are crazies on both sides, who do crazy, perhaps ignorant unjustified things. Like yelling ‘kill him’ at a rally. Or the old woman who told McCain at one of his rallies that she didn’t like Obama because he was arab. Or when Fox News called Michelle Obama a ‘baby mama’. Or how everyone is calling Obama a terrorist. You can point fingers all day, but don’t pretend McCain and Palin aren’t hypocrites as well.

    Honestly, I wish everyone would just watch both candidates at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial, and take it at face value; instead of calling the opponent ‘un American’ because they disagree. It’s AMERICA. The MELTING POT.

    Personally, I have nothing against Palin. I applaud her in many ways, but I disagree with her on fundamental beliefs. I don’t agree that she wanted to charge rape victims for rape kits, as if being raped wasn’t already difficult to deal with, when so many go unreported. I don’t think it is right for people to force their beliefs on others (like with abortion). A small-town Main Street Wasilla Amanda is very different from Shiniqua on MLK in any major US city. They are two extremely different AMERICAN environments, and if both had babies, Shiniqua’s is much more likely to end up as a criminal requiring cell space and tax dollars or another young single mother in poverty because of lack of social services and community support. I don’t think people should be able to strip people of choices, and judge them because of it. If conservatives are so faithful in God, then maybe they should leave the judging up to Him and try not to control everyone’s lives that they can’t understand.

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