As we chronicle the inevitable falling out of Britney Spears’ overprocessed hair, it appears the latest ‘do the songstress has been rocking is a deadlock-inspired quaff.
The embattled entertainer stepped out yesterday for a shopping spree followed by a quick bite to eat (at Taco Bello, no less) with her new beau, who has barely left her side in recent times.
Britney isn’t the only one in the relationship who has undergone a makeover. Before hooking up with Britney, boyfriend John Sundahl was rocking a handlebar moustache straight out of the NAMBLA handbook.
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I don’t get why she never wears a bra anymore. Does she think it looks, “sexy”?
She’s a mess, she’ll never look as good as she did before. That hair is awful.
someone get me her address stat. I just pulled my hairbrush out of my dog’s mouth this morning and I figured since I am not going to use it anymore, brit could use it. It REALLY is her styler y’all.
ugly ass hell!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!! runn!!! its medusa!!!!
skinny jeans are NOT for women with Wrestler’s Leg Syndrome.
SO BEAUTIFUL.
yeahso, that’s too funny.
In other news, that belted around the hips t-shirt look was cute, 3 years ago. But hell, while most ppl know when to say no to skinny jeans (and some of us don’t have the thighs for it), Britney has never been known to restrain from a fad for the sake of looking good. Nothing too shocking here, folks.
I think she looks good..
Are you serious? That new guy is a child molester? That is a pretty scary thought.
no he’s not a child molester.
she has pants on. My brain momentarily misfired.
Um, what’s a “quaff”????????????? Could’ve sworn it was “coif”.
This girl is off her rocker. Just in case anyone didn’t know.
My God, her nipples are truly gravity challenged, to put it diplomatically. And she lost half of her hair on her forehead. No wonder her weave always looks so unclean and greasy, it must be from all the frying and chemicals …
This stupid hick is an ultimate mess. Her priorities lie in anything, even changing house 15 times if it need be, just so she doesn’t have to spend time with her children. Her “mini-tour” of pantomime (you know, opening her mouth, which, I believe, is also called a “dumb-show” ha ha!) was probably devised for the same reason.
hotbitch, that’s arasto’s thing. he NEVER spells that word correctly. someone around here, i forget who, gets really upset about it….maybe The Beautiful One? or Empress Scorpio? and the NAMBLA line was not funny, Arasto.
ughhh shes old news.
Hey don’t knock it. She likes to hold on to that ’stach when she rides him…
I just can’t hate this girl. She is one big screw up but I can’t hate her. Maybe because she is so ‘real’ and doesn’t give a shit what people think of her??? SHe can’t sing for beans but oh well…
Lose the belt Brit.
Nina #9..are you blind??? Spears is a frikken mess. This is NOTHING to what she used to be..She is huge and bloated…that road kill she calls “hair”…well…it’s ROAD KILL…she shaved the carcus and cooked up the rest in a big ol’ pot with chit-lin’s and fried up a batch ‘a okra…while that steaming fur she stapled to her head wafts through the house F**K!!!
you can’t take the cuntry outta the gal….then she takes a dip in the cee-ment pond…frikken hick
PLUS sheshould be tuckin’ those tits into her belt soon!!! baggies