Hollywood mom Reese Witherspoon waits patiently as her 3-year-old son Deacon appears to take a tinkle in a bush on Sunday while the family vacations in sunny Hawaii.
Rumour has it the Oscar-winning actress has just signed on to star in a big budget comedy alongside funnyman Vince Vaughn.
The two held secret meetings at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills prior to Reese’s trip and things appear to be a go for their cooperative project.
As you may recall, Vince’s ex Jennifer Aniston was there for Reese when her marriage with Ryan Phillippe fell apart.
Might Reese use this opportunity to return the favour by reconciling Jen with former beau Vince considering her newfound single status?
Stay tuned….
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A new low. Now we’re publishing pics of celebrity children peeing? I’d go apeshit if a picture of my child going to the bathroom appeared on a website.
I’d go more apeshit if a parent let their child pee in plainview public sight (in what looks like a park) - especially since there is clearly a building a few feet away that I can only assume has plumbing and, hence, a bathroom. But judging from this picture, it really doesn’t look as if that’s what he’s doing - it looks like he’s just reaching for something in the bushes - I think Reese has better sense (and class) than that.
agreed supernova….she is looking really skinny, and a little down. poor girl.
Jen and Vince were never a romatic couple. They just played it up for movie promotion since they were both single. It worked. The movie over doubled the financial gross of any of her most recent previous films. Vaughn is not into women.
Ahh, a classy mom who can hang out w/ her kids w/o looking skanky, smoking or bringing along Daddy-of-the-Week. See, it can be done.
siZZle says Vaughn likes boys? Ludicrous … he used to bang UCLA sorority girlz all the time … to the rest of y’all, lighten up. Reese iz skinny, Deacon can piz where he wants, and hawaii constitutes freedom and relaxation for all … Reese is so polite and so nice and so hot… its good shez taking her time to figure it all out
I don’t think he is peeing. My kids stop 10,000 times from the store to the car to look at and pick at everything they frickin see. It gets a little annoying sometimes. Can u tell? She looks cute. I would never guess she was into her 30’s.
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All across America, celeb watchers are wishin’ and hopin’ that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk ’bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He’s so real–how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she’s so…well, she’s Diandra, and that’s good enough for most. True, I’m starting to feel like all the world’s an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I’m the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again. Fudgy does go a-courtin’. But not for ladies. Not even if they’re all hot ‘n’ taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he’s had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin’ all over him. Now she’s off his back, and it’s his turn to do the mounting. Too bad he’s not my type. But really, he’s, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.
IT’S NOT: Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly; Orlando Bloom, Kate Bosworth; Jermaine Jackson, Janet Jackson
It’s Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn
Don’t think he’s peeing, look closer
Dear Billy Bud,
Mount the mast at half staff and find yourself an implosion to downdrain… the vaughniston is full-speed ahead, and the dyke is in the queer’s bed. Sure he’s queer to a degree but its not the cock he’s after, not at all, but the little button under the panties, the pink one, like an apple, but warmer and harder and much more liable to drop. Billy, if its Vaughn the Queer you say is more a fudge-stud than a lover of the pink bud, I take your expertise for what it is, authority of the highest order. BTW, your esteemed colleague Mr. SeaCrust is a fudgystud right? Or are those massive lips and humongous mouth for something else?
Please let me know Billy Bud.
Reese and Vince both have excellent comedic timing- if they get a good script, a movie would be hilarious!
BabyGap shorts!
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