Paris Hilton gets presidential in the November issue of Nylon magazine.

Inside the mag, the heiresss opens up about fame, dogs, beau Benji Madden, BFF Nicole Richie and why she knows you hate her.

Here are some highlights:

Paris on her pooches: “My dogs need to live nicely too! They have a chandelier and moldings and a bed and furniture and air conditioning in their doghouse. The closet at the top of the stairs, that’s where I keep their clothes.”

Paris on peoples’ first impression of her: “Every time I meet someone – someone who’s honest – they’ll always say, ‘I didn’t like you before.’ But when they meet me, they always think I’m the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl.”

Paris on Benji Madden: “Am I going to get married? I don’t know when, but I would. It’s strange! But it works out, because Nicole [Richie] and I are like sisters.”

Paris on being in on the joke: “I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time.”