BRITNEY GOES TO CHURCH, Y’ALL!

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Looks like Britney Spears is in search of some divine guidance.

The embattled songstress was spotted going to church today with her two kids, Sean-P and Jayden-J, along with rumoured new beau, AA counselor John Sundahl.

Despite their 13-year age difference, it seems the happy new couple is going strong. They were spotted together nearly every day last week.

And besides, you know it’s real when you can take him to church. Can I get an amen?

On to more pertinent matters: Do Sean Preston’s uncontrollable tears finally prove that he’s the spawn of Satan? Discuss.

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31 Comments

  1. James
    July-8-2007 @ 12:54 pm

    poor kids

  2. my2cents
    July-8-2007 @ 1:15 pm

    She wore that tight as mini to church? Why? Sean is crying because he has no idea who is holding him. He has no stability in his life I would be willing to say.

  3. yeahso?
    July-8-2007 @ 1:16 pm

    oh god. Why is she still trying to hide jaden’s face? Does she really think some tabloid is going to pay her $$$ to exclusive pics of her FAS ridden children?

  4. Nina
    July-8-2007 @ 1:20 pm

    shut the hell up.

  5. Nina
    July-8-2007 @ 1:22 pm

    and she is not hiding is face..

  6. OhHellNo!
    July-8-2007 @ 1:25 pm

    Sure she’s hiding his face and more shocking is that she still managed to look like a hooker - wow she’s amazing!

  7. dottcomm1
    July-8-2007 @ 1:34 pm

    she’s dating an aa counselor? one rule re: aa: no relationships in the first year.

  8. me
    July-8-2007 @ 1:36 pm

    she’s hiding jayden’s face. she must think someone will pay her for pics. what a twat.

  9. Jean Siskel
    July-8-2007 @ 1:36 pm

    If you people claim to not care about her, why the hell do you bother to comment about how she looks or how she’s holding her child. She’s never done anything to deserve the kind of hatred from these blogs.

  10. blevo81
    July-8-2007 @ 2:05 pm

    He’s crying because he has a Donald Trump haircut.

  11. Spiff
    July-8-2007 @ 2:15 pm

    I thought that guy was her bodyguard, not John Sundahl. Am I wrong?

  12. SaySay
    July-8-2007 @ 2:18 pm

    Her face looks bloated. And the hair… just awful.

  13. From the Midwest
    July-8-2007 @ 2:42 pm

    Jayden P? isnt his middle name James?

  14. jo
    July-8-2007 @ 2:43 pm

    Spiff your right…..its been established at many websites that the man in this picture is her bodyguard (the one who previously saved Sean Preston from a fall awhile back) and NOT the nasty old rich guy named John Sundahl…..the author of this page is incorrect.

  15. candyapple
    July-8-2007 @ 2:55 pm

    Regardless of anything, including her attire … good to see her going to church.

  16. July-8-2007 @ 3:18 pm

    This gives new meaning to the phrase “sweating like a whore in church”.

  17. beckham lover
    July-8-2007 @ 3:23 pm

    she isnt trying to hide his face, the poor kids is sleeping. i do the same thing when holding my kids…i cradle their heads.

  18. Erica
    July-8-2007 @ 3:40 pm

    Yeah…it’s Sean P and Jayden J. She isn’t hiding Jayden’s face. She is supporting his head because, as you can tell from one of the pictures, he is asleep.

  19. Vi
    July-8-2007 @ 4:12 pm

    New beau or not, they both have greasy hair.

    They should pray for some shampoo …

  20. Cal
    July-8-2007 @ 4:15 pm

    Supporting his head or not, he totally has FAS.

  21. ChaCha
    July-8-2007 @ 4:19 pm

    I’m glad Faded Youth posted these pics while X17 (who claim always to have everything first, especially when it comes to Churchney Sperms) don’t have zilch. Nada.

  22. OhHellNo!
    July-8-2007 @ 4:23 pm

    Of course she’s hiding his face. She’s resting her hand on the visor of his hat to cover his face. Anyway, I think she needs more than church. There isn’t a prayer in the world that’s gonna help her. She denied having a drinking problem, she’s having problems with her mom, she’s alleged to be seeing her aa counselor and her extensions and wardrob are hideous. This girl is NOT beyond help. She is however, out of serious control (for a long time now) and she isn’t getting the professional treatment she needs. My guess is she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet. And when she does she’s gonna need mama.

  23. Marla
    July-8-2007 @ 4:23 pm

    Jesus, they’re together like four days and she takes him with her to church alraedy? When did they have sex then - before they reached out to shake hands when they first met?

    Maybe she just wants to thank Lord for the good shagging that finally came her way, now that she is enjoying her “me time” (aka looking-to-get-laid time).

    Oh, now I remember. She goes to church to “pray” for her momma.

  24. hiedi
    July-8-2007 @ 4:40 pm

    Marla, are you saying that YOU usually have sex BEFORE you know someone well enough to attend a church service with them?! Wow, that’s a little different from the way I was raised! I don’t understand, are you supposed to know someone for a long time before you can attend church together?

  25. parissucksliterally
    July-8-2007 @ 5:59 pm

    I’m with my2cents- Sean is crying, b/c who the fuck is holding him today?

    these boys are the Lohans of the 2020’s.

  26. Stephanie
    July-8-2007 @ 6:45 pm

    that’s not her AA counselor…first of all, there is no such thing…second, that’s the dude who had the porn star mustache last May when Britney almost dropped Sean Preston in NYC

  27. keller
    July-8-2007 @ 7:16 pm

    The baby is crying because babies just do that - they often cry. Maybe he didn’t sleep well, maybe he is teething who knows? I don’t like this chick but leave the babies out of it!

  28. annabel
    July-8-2007 @ 9:51 pm

    Sean’s gold shoes are pretty funny.

  29. meena
    July-9-2007 @ 2:52 am

    ”He’s crying because he has a Donald Trump haircut.”
    HAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  30. Anonymous
    July-9-2007 @ 6:55 am

    she’s shading his face from light etc. while he sleeps. 99% of the mothers I know would do the same.
    The outfit is unfortunate but I’ve seen far worse in church.
    Sean’s crying…well…babies cry. It’s an unavoidable side effect of having children, they do cry.

    I’m just shocked to see she’s not wearing a headband.

  31. K.C
    July-9-2007 @ 2:09 pm

    Have none of you got anything better to do with your time that wirte shitty nasty comments about someone you don’t even fucking know??? Get a God Dam life you sad bunch of loosers !
    Are you all so much better? Never done a thing wrong in your whole lifes? Never made a bad decision?
    Whatever…….idiots.

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