THE REPUBLICANS FINALLY FIND A SONG

After getting in endless trouble for using songs in their campaign without permission (or support for that matter!), John McCain and Sarah Palin have finally found someone who’ll sing a little diddy for the Republican party.

At rallies yesterday in Virginia, country crooner Hank Williams Jr. sang a reworked version of his hit Family Tradition.

The new title? McCain-Palin Tradition.

Here’s a glimpse of the reworked song.

John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they’re not gonna blink
And they’re gonna fix this country
Cause they’re just like you N ole Hank
Yes John is a maverick
And Sarah fixed Alaska’s broken condition
They’re gonna go just fine
We’re headed for better times
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition

Interestingly, the original track is about getting “stoned.” You know, Republicans and family traditions and all, also include getting high.

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41 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 12:27 pm

    Let the shit begin to sling.
    Im outta here.
    Pft.
    McCain / Palin 2008

  2. October-14-2008 @ 12:29 pm

    Hell - - Im just loving the fact that Obama has two lawsuits on his ass, and the MSN wont say shit about it!
    McCain better step the shit up!

  3. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 12:55 pm

    Any idiot can file a lawsuit as an idiot can support a senile ERRATIC old man and his lying idiot ho of a running mate.

  4. bk
    October-14-2008 @ 12:56 pm

    The best they can come up with his Hank Williams, Jr.? Did he die in some plane crash a few years back?

  5. wtf
    October-14-2008 @ 12:59 pm

    Sarah Palin is as currupt as they come, and gampy McCain is too friggin’ old to lead.
    *
    OBAMA IN 08 ! ! ! NO STOPPING IT FOLKS ! ! !

  6. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:01 pm

    Look at this picture. Sarah Palin does not know where the heart is located in the human body. Apparently, hers is right in the middle of her chest. What an idiot!

  7. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:14 pm

    Your heart is located between your lungs in the middle of your chest.
    Research dumb ass - -post number 6.
    Okay?

  8. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:15 pm
  9. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:18 pm

    Post 3-
    Obama does have two lawsuits on him to provide the AMERICAN PEOPLE some answers.
    If you feel that he has supplied these to YOU, then good.
    But for many of us, he hasnt.
    Better research your man - -before its to late.
    If Obama has nothing tohide then answer this one question - ANSWER it, dont Obama dance around:

    Why has he stepped in and FROZEN his so called “college transcripts & why wont he just show us want we want”………….since he has NOTHING to hide, why is he doing this?

  10. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:20 pm

    Also let me add - to post 9-
    The DNC and Obama is FIGHTING THIS SHIT HARD - -they want it HUSH HUSH until after the election.
    .
    There will be riots if his loses or wins.
    Be prepared for another Rodney King day.
    NO SHIT!

  11. MeMyself
    October-14-2008 @ 1:28 pm

    I suppose a man who crashes into a military ship and thus killing 138 men and injuring lots more, and being the the son of a famous military man, (so the crash merits The New York Times coming onto the ship to write a story about it) and feeling he needs to leave with the journalists to party, even though the ship is mourning the dead and injured, has high morals?

    Yes Republicans, your beloved McCain.

  12. MeMyself
    October-14-2008 @ 1:30 pm

    Oops, sorry, it was only 134 men who died due to his error.

  13. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:35 pm

    That wasnt the question, MeMyself;
    This is the question-
    Obama does have two lawsuits on him to provide the AMERICAN PEOPLE some answers.
    If you feel that he has supplied these to YOU, then good.
    But for many of us, he hasnt.
    Better research your man - -before its to late.
    If Obama has nothing tohide then answer this one question - ANSWER it, dont Obama dance around:

    Why has he stepped in and FROZEN his so called “college transcripts & why wont he just show us want we want”………….since he has NOTHING to hide, why is he doing this?

  14. MeMyself
    October-14-2008 @ 1:35 pm

    At least three of McCain’s GOP colleagues have gone on record to say that they consider him temperamentally unsuited to be commander in chief. Smith, the former senator from New Hampshire, has said that McCain’s “temper would place this country at risk in international affairs, and the world perhaps in danger. In my mind, it should disqualify him.” Sen. Domenici of New Mexico has said he doesn’t “want this guy anywhere near a trigger.” And Sen. Thad Cochran of Mississippi weighed in that “the thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He is erratic. He is hotheaded.”

    McCain’s frequently inappropriate humor has also led many to question his self-control. In 1998, the senator told a joke about President Clinton’s teenage daughter at a GOP fundraiser. “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?” McCain asked. “Because her father is Janet Reno!”

    What a gentleman!!!

  15. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:36 pm

    It is the lessor of tow evils - - I will ad.
    Why should I vote for a “man” the REFUSES to show me and others this important documentaion?
    WHY?!

  16. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:37 pm

    Why cant you answer my qeustion?
    Your doing nothing but Obama dacing!
    I want to vote - But I need answers!

  17. Anonymous
    October-14-2008 @ 1:40 pm

    I have personally heard OBAMA tell a PLUMBER why he is going to raise taxes!
    “To spread the weath”
    Cant spread it, if your going to be taxed to death!
    .
    RESEARCH HIM PEOPLE!

  18. MeMyself
    October-14-2008 @ 1:40 pm

    Hey Anonymous….just posting info about McCain that I don’t think people know about since the thread is about McCain/Obama.

    I can’t answer your question, sorry.

    And I won’t pretend to, like others might.

  19. MeMyself
    October-14-2008 @ 1:53 pm

    Neither of these candidates are perfect, let’s not pretend one is over the other.

  20. Remember Me?
    October-14-2008 @ 2:15 pm

    aww, good for them…

  21. hmm
    October-14-2008 @ 2:22 pm

    Anonymous I hope that you are also encouraging McCain/Palin to cooperate about the ongoing investigation into the trooper situation as well as the newest brouhaha about her possibly getting her home built for free by contractors that she awarded a multimillion dollar contract. Or do you just go on sites and write these vague conspiracy theories with no substance to scare people?

  22. Kaylee
    October-14-2008 @ 2:42 pm

    WOW Hank please put that hat back on. That rug is scaring the kids.

  23. CaliGirlinGA
    October-14-2008 @ 3:04 pm

    So, just to be clear Anonymous, you want to know,
    .
    “Why has he [Obama] stepped in and FROZEN his so called ‘college transcripts & why wont he just show us want we want’…since he has NOTHING to hide, why is he doing this?
    .
    I guess he has not done so because it’s his right. There is no law that says any person, including possible presidents have to release that information. By the way, have we seen the college transcripts of any of the other president and/or those running for president? Do we or should we care? Will it make a difference?
    .
    From the US Constitution, Article II, Section 1- Age and Citizenship requirements to be President -
    .
    No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.
    .
    Barack Obama is a US Citizen*; he’s over 35; and has lived in the US for more than 14 years. Nothing in there about educational records being required.
    .
    * - Yes, I know there are a lot of people out there who question his citizenship too…but even when he produces his birth certificate from Hawaii, they call that a fake. He can’t win for losing.
    .
    From factcheck.org:
    .
    “When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.‘s children.
    .
    Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982.”
    .
    But Anonymous - you don’t really want an answer, do you? You just want to keep perpetuating lies and falsities. Okay, I gotcha…

  24. October-14-2008 @ 3:29 pm

    Then, if you feel what you posted in number 24…that HE DOESNT HAVE TO, thats not good enough for me as an American.
    .
    Its not LIES - - there are two lawsuits on this guy for NOT allowing us to see certain documents…
    If you have one nano of an open mind, if this was McCain, you would be bitchen to!
    And dont you lie!
    .

  25. October-14-2008 @ 3:30 pm

    Factcheck - - is getting biased toward to the Liberals, I have ran SEVERAL things from them and they are not correct.

  26. October-14-2008 @ 3:33 pm

    I want answers, for when I vote - It will LAY with me in a comfortable way.
    Im not spreading lies, I want answers!

  27. October-14-2008 @ 3:35 pm

    I guess I will jsut end up voting for Nader!
    This election is to freaking important, we have to many questions and no fregin answers!

  28. October-14-2008 @ 3:39 pm

    A lawsuit has been filed with the Pennsylvania Eastern District Court requiring Mr. Obama to produce documents to prove he is constitutionally qualified to run for President. So far Mr. Obama has refused to produce the documents and is trying to fight the court order to produce the documents. Any American should be able to prove citizenship in less than a day. Why can’t Mr. Obama?

    Here is a link to the actual court documents - http://news.justia.com/cases/featured/Pennsylvania/paedce/2:2008cv04083/281573/
    A constitutional crisis will rip our country apart. If this is not cleared up now we will have a crisis. If you care at all about America you must call for Mr. Obama to produce the documents and prove that he is eligible to be President.

    Please call on Mr. Obama to produce the documents to prove his constitutional qualifications.

    Thank you

  29. ~~
    October-14-2008 @ 3:50 pm

    Whoa, those are some terrible lyrics - and I’m not even discussing the subject here!

  30. CaliGirlinGA
    October-14-2008 @ 3:55 pm

    Again, to be qualified to be president:
    .
    From the US Constitution, Article II, Section 1- Age and Citizenship requirements to be President -
    .
    No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.
    .
    Barack Obama is a US Citizen; he’s over 35; and has lived in the US for more than 14 years.
    .
    Those are the only qualifications.
    .
    I guess I’m missing your point and the basis of a lawsuit regarding those qualifications.

  31. October-14-2008 @ 3:56 pm

    Well, There is a God, and he has shown me whom NOT to vote for!
    .
    ACORN is the left-wing housing lobby that was at the heart of the sub-prime mortgage crisis. They pushed Congress, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and banks to put out loans to people who weren’t credit worthy, they helped tip this crisis into the disaster that we have now. And they are out registering voters, mostly for Barack Obama, and in 12 states there are investigations into their fraud.
    .

  32. October-14-2008 @ 3:57 pm

    Post 31-
    Please read this slowly-
    .
    A lawsuit has been filed with the Pennsylvania Eastern District Court requiring Mr. Obama to produce documents to prove he is constitutionally qualified to run for President. So far Mr. Obama has refused to produce the documents and is trying to fight the court order to produce the documents. Any American should be able to prove citizenship in less than a day. Why can’t Mr. Obama?
    .
    He is REFUSING to produce these documents. Period.
    Why?

  33. October-14-2008 @ 3:58 pm

    If this was a McCain thing - wouldnt you demanding (like me) answers?
    Yes you would.
    So, why cant I do the same thing

  34. TheMirror
    October-14-2008 @ 4:01 pm

    As a MAJOR Hank Sr fan, I have always thought his daddy would have loved Hank Jr “no matter how bogus he was.” Hank Sr was one of the greatest songwriters ever, and one of the most kindhearted, non-judgemental men most say who had fan and friends black and white. He was taught the guitar and piano by a man named Tee Tott Payne who he considered his mentor. Hank Jr is a joke, and drunk and a bore who isn’t fit to even be called Hank Williams anything let alone Jr.

  35. CaliGirlinGA
    October-14-2008 @ 4:16 pm

    Bradley Effect - Mr. Obama’s birth certificate is available online at: http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate - again…
    .
    …read slowly now…
    .
    What - is - your - point?
    .
    I’m not demanding anything of Mr. McCain. He’s qualified under the law, just as Mr. Obama is qualified under the law.
    .
    You can do anything you want - demanding answers. But I believe the answer has already been given - Mr. Obama is qualified under the law to be President of the United States - a US citizen, 35+ years old, a resident of 14+ years. That’s it.
    .
    And to stay on the topic - Mr. Williams, Jr. should have stopped singing awhile ago, he runs out of breath to get the words out. Time to retire.

  36. October-14-2008 @ 5:29 pm

    Mr. Berg’s supporters frequently assert that you must discount the findings from FactCheck.org because that organization is “in the tank” for Obama and/or that organization is funded by the Annenberg Challenge which is the organization on whose board Obama sat for a number of years!!
    .
    HOLY SHIT!
    I KNEW IT!

  37. October-14-2008 @ 5:30 pm

    Factcheck.org is a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania (”APPC”) (Source: http://www.factcheck.org/about)

  38. October-14-2008 @ 5:30 pm

    Therefore, the “connection” between Obama and Factcheck.org is as follows:

    In the 1990s, Obama served on the board of an organization that received funding from a foundation, which

    (a) was established and funded by a couple, the surviving member of whom has expressly, publicly, endorsed McCain; and

    (b) now provides 100s of millions of dollars of grants to a wide variety of public interest organizations, including the organization (APPC) that runs Fact.check.org.

  39. Jo-Ann
    October-15-2008 @ 8:00 am

    Ol’ Hank needs to get drunk and fall off another cliff…

  40. suzy
    October-15-2008 @ 9:58 am

    Id rather sing the mirror’s hit song inspired by Kim K “all that ass, can’t shake it, all that tail can’t wag it” lol

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