HILTON ENTERPRISES EXPANDS

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Hardly a week out of jail and it’s back to work for self-proclaimed businesswoman Paris Hilton.

Following in the brush strokes of counterpart Jessica Simpson, it appears the former felon is getting into the hair extensions biz. Toting a number of boxes of her trademark fake hair, 26-year-old Paris offered up a preview of her very latest venture. (You know, since the whole singing/acting thing didn’t exactly pan out.)

Miss Hilton has teamed up with Hair Tech and will launch the product at ‘The Party of the Year’ later this month.

Hair Tech is banking heavily on the Paris Hilton brand to lend some celebrity star power to the launch. Salon owners were being asked to purchase exclusive rights to their zip code for the new Paris Hilton line of hair extensions. That could have been hot . . . Google lists ‘Paris Hilton Hairstyles’ as one of the most popular searches on the Internet.

Sad, but true.

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7 Comments

  1. supernova
    July-7-2007 @ 9:34 am

    clearly, we are never going to be rid of this whore - sigh.

  2. dottcomm1
    July-7-2007 @ 1:32 pm

    i guess these will be extensions for the incarcerated? you know, “use my extensions and have slammin’ hair in the slammer!” she is making good on her promise. now, let’s see how many of her fellow inmates will attend that ‘party off the year’!

  3. coco
    July-7-2007 @ 1:54 pm

    …..better than jessica simpson posts

  4. Sara
    July-7-2007 @ 2:56 pm

    Yup, back to the same old Paris-ite!

  5. Jk
    July-7-2007 @ 3:50 pm

    One “word” all people in the universe can understand: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  6. parissucksliterally
    July-7-2007 @ 6:21 pm

    wow, she’s changed so much- she’s so deep now!

    I hope someone kills her, I really do. I can’t imagine having to hear about this skank for the rest of my life.

  7. Lily
    July-8-2007 @ 7:32 am

    She is not a felon. Get your facts straight.

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