After getting dumped and receiving news that her latest flick, ‘Blonde Ambition’, is set to flop at the box office, poor Jessica Simpson has once again found herself in the comforting arms of comedian Dane Cook.
The perpetually perky duo, who briefly dated during the filming of ‘Employee of the Month’, were spotted getting their cozy on at Prince’s V.I.P. concert at Los Angeles’ Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend.
A source tells the upcoming issue of Life&Style: “They were laughing, joking and hanging out. They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other.â€
I’m calling yet another faux relationship for Jessica. The only thing that can help her bomb of a flick is a tabloid romance and, as everyone knows, Papa Joe Simpson is the master of pairings for publicity. Right, John Mayer?
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Glowing in a tangerine coloured strapless number, a very svelte Jessica hit up a local West Hollywood Mexican restaurant with some friends yesterday.
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she is looking tired, haggared and much older than she really is lately
dane cook is a fuckin dork
I think she looks good. She’s not covered in freaking makeup, and her face is starting to go back to a semblance of ‘normal’. MUCH better than in the past.
Yea I think she looks good too! she looks better without so many make up.
man, she’s desperate for any kind of attention she can get. Plus she wishes she could have a hit - movie, song and cd lol.
she does look better without make-up, but when the nose job coming?
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occasionally i see her line of shoes and think a pair is cute, but refuse to contribute to her.
she did her lips again- why can’t she leave her face ALONE?
she looks bad here again.
Her face just looks so different from when she 1st started getting popular. I don’t know if it is stress or if she really has just went overboard with some kind of plastic surgery. She is not half as pretty as she used to be.
I still think she has a rough and old looking face but this is her best look.
I think she looks good here. I know she looks older than she is, but doesn’t everyone in Hollywood? Can’t she get into an actual relationship soon in stead of being everyone’s bumpgirl?
What did she always wear dress that long. It’s so cumbersome just to look at her, not to mention the dirt that it will collect on the street. Yuck.
her dresses are long beacuse she’s so SHORT. Her pants are always too long, b/c she tries to make her legs look longer. She just looks stupid, IMO.
She looks better than she used to, but she has looked better.
ergh i don’t think orange is her colour. and i’m short and NEVER wear anything long! her face does look nicer with less makeup though.
i think her and dane cook are a great couple- they are both vapid and idiotic!
how was your birthday SAS?
Hope you had fun!
Why don’t Groucho Marx go back to Texas already. She has the nerve to bring out a perfume and swimwear line. How is her bathing suits going to look like long sleeve dresses? She doesn’t wear swimwear, remember that saggy dress she wore when she was with John Mayer?! I bet her perfume will smell like all the restaurants she eat at, shit, dog shit, smelly clothes and dog piss! She is SO OVER. She is such a retard she always getting her lips shot up when she should be getting that BIG NOSE EITHER SHOT UP OR SHAVED!
heey it was great thanks for asking mate! I don’t have much access to the internet while i’m here (up home) on holiday and then i’m going skiing for a couple of weeks in NZ so I’ll be missing out on all the gossip and everyone’s awesome comments for another couple of weeks! Take care all
i think she should just die or go away
You people talk her down to make yourselves feel better. Even on her worst day, i guarantee she looks better than you on your best.
have a safe trip, SAS hope you have a blast!
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