
Britney Spears has confirmed her pathological status by “apologizing” for her paparazzi incident that occurred earlier this year - which involved her attacking an SUV with an umbrella outside estranged hubby Kevin Federline’s house.
As you may recall, the incident occurred shortly after the singer infamously shaved her head.

















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WTF? Is this supposed to be funny?
WTF? I agree Jane Doe!
she is OBSESSED with fame and media attention, she just cant leave without it.
Lol.go girl!
BULL..STUPID ASS.
talk about psychotic! she can’t actually believe what she wrote!
… if she wrote that its over
you are stupid people,really..You are OBSESSED with her,bashing her and talking about her all the time..
and don’t tell I am not right..God LOLLL
^ stup up retard. LOL
Britney has got to be on crystal meth or heroin to be doing the things that she does. She’s totally gone off the deep end, yet she seems to blame the people around her instead of looking at herself.
HAHA priceless!She’s so funny , feel the irony ppl!
I can’t read the last sentence =(
she’s DEMENTED.
she needs to be committed- there is seriously something wrong with her.
That is about the stupidest thing she has ever said and there have been MANY.
She’s fucking lost her damn mind. How typical of her to make a joke and pretend that the laugh is on everyone else and that she is a mastermind who planned everything in advance. We know you aren’t capable of that Shitney get over yourself!!
She actually believes she is SOOOO clever.LOL
that note actually made me laugh. crazy hillbilly!
The note says (for those can’t read it): “Dear X17, I want to apologize for the last incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got all carried away with my role! Britney”
She is the most pathetic person in the world. Does she REALLY think that the media will buy that lame excuse??
^ this ISN’T an excuse. She’s just triyng to be funny and take it easy on what happened.
It is called IRONY, people.
uh, that’s not irony, beforesunrise, that’s just a lame attempt at humor, or a pathological lie, either way, she’s awful.
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