ASHLEE DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST — NOTHING!

Posted Saturday, June 30th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
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With a nearly nonexistent music career and dwindling interest in her personal life, lip-synching sensation Ashlee Simpson spent the day kicking in and around the streets of Hollywood today.

While her thinner, prettier and more talented sister Jessica is busy preparing for her fourth starring role in a major motion picture (aptly titled ‘Major Movie Star’), a solo Ashlee hiked up her socks up for afternoon of self-reflection, and likely, self-pity.

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9 Comments to “ASHLEE DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST — NOTHING!”

  1. Fashion Critic
    Posted: Jun 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    1

    She is very good at being second best to her sister
  2. supernova
    Posted: Jun 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    2

    I don’t care what she does - so long as I never have to hear her sing again.
  3. Blah
    Posted: Jun 30th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    3

    Sorry, but…Ashlee is thinner than Jessica.
  4. Anonymous
    Posted: Jun 30th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    4

    Agreed, there’s no way Jess is the thinner of the two.
  5. BeJeeBus
    Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 3:55 am
    5

    She can’t have an album out always… Nobody has. That doesn’t mean her carreer is nonexisting. I’m pretty sure tahat just like Avril she will get into rockermode once she puts an album out and her gullible fans will be ready to buy her shit.
  6. sigh
    Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am
    6

    i actually like her! hehe
  7. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Jul 1st, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    7

    not digging the knee socks.
  8. nope
    Posted: Jul 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    8

    she’s pregnant
  9. sean
    Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 at 9:30 am
    9

    firstly, what has jessica done recently? ummm yeah, get divorced, star in abysmal-at-best movies had a flop album and went out on the town looking like shit, ashlee had a NUMBER ONE debut single, and a DOUBLE PLATUNUM debut album, shes thinner (although that doesnt even matter you superficial bitch) than jessica and ‘nope’ she is NOT pregnant, ‘BeJeeBus’ if ashlee fans are ‘gullible’ then so can be described to ANYONE else, that is a matter of opinion, you would buy your fave artists music even if someone called them crap, wouldnt you now? y’know, at least perez gives credit where credit is due, and hes funny, this site is JUST as biased and not-as-entertaining as his.
    YOU SUCK
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