PARIS WIGS OUT IN HAWAII

Posted Thursday, June 28th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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You can all breathe a sigh of relief — a faux brunette Paris Hilton has safely landed in Maui.

Now let’s just hope the former felon is allowed to leave the state under the conditions of her probation. She certainly doesn’t want to go through that insane media circus again….or does she?

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19 Responses to “PARIS WIGS OUT IN HAWAII”

  1. Fashion Critic Says:

    ENOUGH. All this attention is worst than before she went in. I am regretting her jail time now. She is even more potent than ever.

  2. Carly Says:

    She has not changed one bit. Pathetic waste of life.

  3. beforesunrise Says:

    Is that a wig?

  4. dottcomm1 Says:

    maybe a shark will eat her

  5. lolly Says:

    WTF i thought for sure after her interview we wouldn’t have to hear anymore about her for a while. damn.

  6. my2cents Says:

    She looks like a 40 year old woman in that ridiculous get up.

  7. whore, whore, whore Says:

    If only she would get eaten by a shark then we’d be done with her once and for all!

  8. coco Says:

    how does her going to maui showed that she hasnt changed?

  9. BeJeeBus Says:

    “I just never really got into alcohol. People might think it’s social, but it’s not me”. Funny considering DUI was her fellony.. Brokedown bitch.. Grow a pair and admit that you pretty much fucked up everything you ever attempted to do in your life and turn a new leaf..

  10. Joseph Christ Says:

    lolly jail is better for publicity you know that

  11. lolly Says:

    ^ yeah, but i was hoping arasto would at least not be putting posts up until she actually did something.

  12. candyapple Says:

    Maybe she’s doing some community service work in Hawaii? Or raising awareness to some just cause? Oh wait, selfish bitch is having some down time … If she was half-ass intelligent she would be doing some major P.R. rehabilitation. She cares little about anything except herself. Surprised? Not.

  13. parissucksliterally Says:

    gotta love how she lies through her teeth, even though there are a hundred VIDEOS of her wasted and doing drugs.

    keep living in that beautiful place called denial Paris, it has done wonders for you so far- such an upstanding citizen

  14. Anon Says:

    In her interview with Larry King, she stated that there was no probation. She just had to serve her time.

  15. parissucksliterally Says:

    ah, maybe a shark will eat her while she’s in Hawaii, and we’ll finally be rid of her.

  16. supernova Says:

    if a shark ate her, then he would die from her herpes-diseased vagina - do we really want to destroy wild life and the animal kingdom for this whore?

  17. parissucksliterally Says:

    we’d build a shrine to SHARKS, and no one could kill them again! LMAO

  18. dude-with-diablo Says:

    A celebrity is a person who begs for attention all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

  19. dd Says:

    A celebrity is a person who begs for attention all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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