OPRAH, EMMY….EMMY, OPRAH….

Oprah opened tonight’s star-studded 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awawds by chatting about the power of the small screen.

“Nothing in the world speaks to us quite like television.” She quoted Groucho Marx saying that when someone turned on a TV, he’d go in another room and read a book. She said, “Well, Groucho, I heard that it can cause some people to actually buy books.”

She welcomed the audience and turned the show over to the five reality show hosts, who claimed to have nothing to say. They all wore suits — even Heidi Klum. Finally, Ryan Seacrest, Howie Mandel and Jeff Probst left the stage. Tom Bergeron said to Heidi: “I thought you’d be wearing less.” William Shatner then came up on stage, and he and Bergeron ripped off her clothes to reveal a sparkling shorts outfit.

We’re assuming that was meant to be funny?

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7 Comments

  1. Tealeaf
    September-21-2008 @ 10:01 pm

    Heidi Klum is So annoying to me

  2. Shell
    September-21-2008 @ 10:12 pm

    Darn, I missed a 70 year old man ripping the clothes off a 30-something model.

  3. Shell
    September-21-2008 @ 10:13 pm

    Tealeaf: How did you get your avatar? I want one too now :)

  4. Tealeaf
    September-21-2008 @ 11:06 pm

    You go to gravatar.com

  5. Shell
    September-21-2008 @ 11:46 pm

    Ha I have several gravatar accounts.

  6. off the wall
    September-22-2008 @ 9:29 am

    Poor Heidi went ahead and got a tatto….now she is trashy…too bad….she could have stayed classy till old age. Soon she will be grandma with the ugly sailor tattoo….

  7. TEAM LATOYIA FOREVER
    September-22-2008 @ 12:03 pm

    classy please she lost that clasy (heidi) when she went on Oprah!

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