Riding high on her number one country album, Jessica Simpson performed at the Los Angeles Country Fair in sunny LA on Saturday.
Staying true to her newly found country roots, the 28-year-old newly-minted hick chick kept things very basic in a plaid shirt and tight jeans as she performed a medley from her album Do You Know for an enthusiastic packed crowd.
Jessica recently admitted that “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.â€
Guess this explains why John Mayer dumped her like a full ashtray…but is Tony Romo next? Or will Jessica continue destroying the ozone layer with her rampant flatulence?
Stay tuned!
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Sow’s ear, silk purse.
you could tell she is very poor singer…that gaping maw of hers shows she has very poor vocal control…her breathing is terrible….her voice is probably computer synthesized…there is NO WAY she is a good singer….no way!!
Aaaaaaand closeeeeee.