Properly attired in her Kabbalah bracelet and eco-friendly bag with comfy trainers, the 53-year-old comedienne looked really awesome for her age.
Meanwhile, it appears Sandra has joined Hollywood’s long list of Sarah Palin haters.
During opening night of her one woman show in Washington, D.C., Bernhard attacked everything from Palin’s fashion sense and hair style to her political views and religious beliefs.
Readers discretion is advised.
“Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the sh*t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat bitch! Don’t you f*ckin’ reference Old Testament, b*tch! You stay with your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bullsh*t!
Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you b*tch! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f*ckin’ cheap New Vision cheap-ass plastic glasses and your [sneering voice] hair up. A Tina Fey-Megan Mullally broke down bullshit moment.”
Check out the full rant below!
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Any enemy of Sarah Palin is a friend of mine!
Same thing here. Love everything she said. Proud she’s a Jewish sister of mine!
Oh please don’t insult all the decent Jewish women by defending Sandra “the dog” Bernhard. She’s a low class idiot who doesn’t represent anyone but her disgusting self. This woman, if you can even call her that, is a racist radical lesbian who wouldn’t know the first thing about being a real woman or Jew. Any enemy of Sandra is a frined of mine!
i was standing behind this witch at a grocery store a while back and she was short a few cents and i offered her some cash and she just sneered at me. i am telling you, this woman is the biggest bitch i ever met! the fact that she hates sarah palin makes me like sarah palin more. she is such an angry lezbo, ugly motherf****er.
i cant tell you how much i hate this woman. she gives jewish woman a bad name.
A Fucking Men
HAHA OMG I think she could have gotten her point across without being such a foulmouth. Damn Sandra!
While Sandra Bernhard cannot really elaborate what she is trying to say very well, she still makes valid points. Christians like Sarah Palin are supposed to believe in the new testiment, not the old one. And they usually missinterpret the old testiment. And remember that Palin also believes that dinosours roamed the earth as late as 4,000 years ago when there were also humans around. Anyone who takes the old testiment literally and believes stuff like that is an idiot. It is pretty well damn proven that the dinosours have been extinct for over 60 million years.
Keep spouting off you Loonies it just proves to me I’m making the right choice.
McCain/Palin ‘08
Hi Michelle,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Everybody
OBAMA 08′
“George Bush wants taxpayers to pay $700 billion to bail out Wall Street for its reckless investments in mortgage-backed securities. That’s on top of $800 billion for other recent bailouts, including A.I.G., Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and Bear Stearns.
The current financial disaster is the direct result of the Bush-Cheney Administration’s 8-year policy of deregulation, corruption, and greed.
The Bush-Cheney Administration cannot be trusted to solve the massive problems they created. Before Congress gives the Bush Administration one dime of taxpayer money for financial bailouts, Congress must demand the immediate resignation of George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Henry Paulson and the appointment of Speaker Nancy Pelosi as President until our next President is sworn in on January 20, 2009. “
Sandra is a no talent hack- she is jealous because Gov. Palin has lead a more fulfilling life
The republican will pass a HUGE ammount of money to cover all the holes their polices have created in the past 8 years, and no body is still acountable, not for one cent. CERO ACCOUNTABILITY, and a improvised in ONE FKN WEEK socialist government: in charge of a failed economy!! That’s the leadership of Republuicans: refusing responsability, while diluting the the causes of the problem or even trying to determine responsibility!!!
HELL IS HERE, thanks to republicans!
Republican ideology is 100% infantile! What about talking the CRISIS we are in?! ahhh?
These republican people are reckless, greedy, unconscious, and totally senseless!
The war has TRIPLICATED the debt of the USA on top of the MELT DOWN of the economy.
AN NOTHING ELSE is said?!
Palin is brough to the table as a token for….. how to be a housewife?
FKN EVIL RETARDS! Ignorance has a price: the price republicans impose on all of us!
Rk-d too funny! And right to the point. Couldn’t of said it better myself.
The mistakes and corruption in wall street is OUT OF CONTROL, and no real solutions are brought by republicans!
NO BODY IS RESPONSIBLE, NO BODY KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY IS NEEDED TO PAY TO PRIVATE INTEREST SACKING of the system!!! That’s the “small government” for ya! PUPPETS! NOW of course they are putting all PUBLIC money in the same sack for the same thieves!
Republicans should be stopped.
Funny how republicans are trying to take premises from democrats as solutions, REGULATING?
what? Are they becoming democrats? Shenanigans! that’s all republicans have to offer! Now borrowing democrat ideology to fill the empty thoughts of la Palin!? How gullible are republicans?! do they even know they are shifting and stealing ideology BUT OF COURSE NEVER EVER accepting responsibility! Hypocrites, dangerous conveniently changing skins chameleons with CERO MORAL GROUND. Let’s not blame the republicans THAT HAVE PUT US IN THIS SHIT-HOLE
leave it to the jews holocaust 2008 sound good to me
hey bush, aka mccain… how are we going to pay for the bailout? what?? “raise taxes” you say? i thought so!
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OBAMA ‘08. let’s get some integrity back in that office!
kike killer: FUCK YOU! i hope you DIE a slow and painful death!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
ASTRO: PLEASE DELETE #18!!!
What a miserable and hate filled woman– It is one thing to disagree with someone’s politics (that is one of the many beauties of the democratic way of life) But to spew such half baked venem only de-bases her own narrow minded views.
Sandra Bernhard — The more you speak the more you demonstrate your ignorance
rk-d. You just made my day.
Do you know what is really funny? The idiocy of republicans launching EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE wars that don’t go anywhere supposedly to catch people that are not even where the wars are, to then destroy the NATIONAL economy -but of course- securing some millions for a handful of corporations.
OSAMA BIN LADEN must be happy about the stupidity of the republican policies! all went according to plan: REPUBLICANS DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, greed did it!
Keep blaming far out causes, and turn a blind eye on CORPORATE CORRUPTION! Republicans represent those interest, and dare to talk the all well known empty populist spiel of values, guns, bible…all evil is in those people!
Thanks for proving my point more with your rudeness.
McCain/Palin ‘08
Oh Michelle,
You’re going to let the people on a gossip blog justify who you will be voting for??? Why not do some research on the issues? Something to consider…
å who cares what that hooknosed jew has to say about politics å
Michelle is stupid. Why bother addressing her?
McCain/Palin ‘08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any of you antisemites taken note of what happens to those who mistreat the jews?
what about the uss liberty that was a jew ran attack on the us å
Alright Sandra!!!! Uncle Woman, that’s exactly what this Palin bitch is!!!
Michelle, I’m sorry that you are so incredibly ignorant. Go back and watch some more Fox News, because
you clearly don’t base anything on fact or intellect…you moron!
more dirty lies from a nazi islamic converging POS. funny thing is that the kneejerk hater is just as likely to be a dem as a repub nowadays.
alek, why don’t you go back and watch some more cbs, pbs, mtv, abc, nbc, msnbc, cnn, tnt, amc, tbs, bet, vh1, comedy central, and read from nearly every newspaper, ap, al-reuters, bbc, afp, npr, almost every university and public school.
oh what’s that naive lefty? you shat the bed over one single conservative leaning station (who’s ‘conservative’ commentators fully admit their bias unlike your media overlords) while you huddle in an echo chamber of liberal propaganda propelled by your nemisis BIG CORPORATE media and gov’t delivered media and a dose of comedy central?
oh.
the whole jew thing has been brought by your friendly republican facing lack of arguments when economic meltdown is everywhere. The most pathetic attempt to diver attention, very republican.
and of course the only argument is: it is all a plot qaainst the very virtuous republican party!
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crazy is the new republican!
Tell me Adam, you retard, what do you read? Or do you ever read….or O’Reilly doesn’t count for more than reading the intellectual eqivalevnt of Where’s Waldo. You wouldn’t know a fact if it slapped your dumbass in the face.
I guess we can thank you and your moronic repulsivican ideas for deregulation that Reagan started in the 1980’s, Which we can thank our current financial mess for, but your so fucking stupid you’ll tell me Clinton did it, because you don’t know a fucking thing EXCEPT WHAT YOU HEAR…not what you’ve studied….because you’re stupid.
You must be one of those religious right fuckers trying to shove your morality down everyone’s throat, and not giving a shit about what is happeing to this country in the process….because you’re stupid.
You must be one of the stupid bastards that thinks the war in Iraq (it is pronounced EE-Rack not I-Rack fucker) was in connection to 9/11, and that Sadamn was behind it…that’s because you’re stupid. I bet you supported the war at the beginning and now…because you’re stupid.
I bet you have a “Support Our Troops” and a 9/11 “We’ll Never Forget” sticker on your call…because you’ve bought the propogand hook, line and sinker….because you’re stupid.
I bet you LOVE Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, because they spew one-liners that satisfy your migdet mentality, as opposed to being thought provoking in any meaningful way….Why? Because you’re stupid.
I think it’s safe to assume that you LOVE Sara Palin, even though she has a journalism degree that she had to go to 5, yes 5, schools to obtain. And you think this is the sort of person who can help lead this country out of this financial mess…That bitch doesn’t even have the education to interpret the constitution correctly.
Yes, fucker, Obama can he actually has a law degree, and a degree from Columbia…yep, too him one school to get his undergrad.
I guarantee you have ZERO education since high school, you have a blue collar job, and pretend to know a thing or two, but you really know you’re a moron. And just in case you don’t know it, I’m here to tell you ….you’re stupid…and pretty pathetic.
Vote Obamunism ‘08
Wow, Michelle. I see you thought of that on your own. NOT!
Typical fool.
alek, you are the problem with america. not me. just look at you. no facts, just bombastic pukemouthing.
you might have moved into first place for liberals that prove my point that you all think we are evil or dumb; and we think you are naive, emotionally driven, and childlike. hence, i give you the benefit of the doubt on your intentions. and well, you’ve displayed how much ‘diplomacy’ you have in your bones. now go back to the reading list from above that you ignore (again)…and then go have a summit with iran…just don’t talk to evil greedy conservatives. i know why btw you flail in anger and put your kiddy earmuffs on. your pretzeled up brain is so riddled with cognitive dissonance trying to rationalize the world you’ve constructed, it would simply explode if we were able to converse like you want to with al qaeda. look at how you react to a simple retort about your bed ruining expose on fox’s idealogical tilt.
you couldn’t be more wrong with your diagnosis of me, what i do, who i am, where i’ve been, or how ‘educated’ i am.
and you need to take some medication. no doubt you’ve got some nearby.
Sandra is pathetic. Anyone who gives her a spot is also same. The remarks about Sarah Palin were uncalled for and I am glad she has been cutoff by the group who she was supposed to appear at a Woman’s shelter.
How can anyone endorse or even publish such rot?
You do not have to like Sarah Palin or even vote for her. Vote for Barry and Joey if that is your choice, but unless there is some constructive criticism, just shut up Sandra.
You have a big mouth both figuratively and literally!
Do the hateful, crass, pinheads who are insulting Sandra Bernhard, who is a classy, legendary icon, realize that they are commenting on “hearsay”. Was any one of them actually AT THE SHOW?? I was..and her words were taken completing out of context…It’s absolutely amazing how many drones are just waiting to jump on somebody without even verifying the facts. Especially the people who just write comments on these articles just to insult someone’s looks, race and sexuality.
Sandra’s comments at the show may have been unorthodox, so-to-speak, but what she meant, to any intelligent ears, was: If Sarah Palin were raped, she might feel differently about her views on violence against women. Isn’t that pretty simple? Isn’t that fair to say—SANDRA BERNHARD did NOT SAY SARAH PALIN WOULD GET RAPED IF SHE CAME TO NY! Let’s set the record straight! Although, followers will believe what they want to, give people a chance to hate and criticize…and see what happens…It’s pretty dissapointing, although I do believe there are people out there–even fanatical republicans, that have the mental capacity for analytical thinking and can tell the difference between–a performer who is making a statement and one who is threatening another woman. Please–Sandra Bernhard is so for women & womens’ rights..it’s disgraceful that the Boston organization cancelled Sandra for publicity…which they never had before the incident…
Thank you Making Sense! I didn’t know that was actually what she said–that changes things. I hope that news articles pick up that fact. It’s hard once things domino as they have.
It’s so strange, I know A LOT of people who know what Sandra was saying–and it wasn’t threatening Palin. It’s a concept. But dahlings! it’s called “SPINNING a STORY”. It happens to both sides. So the press is spinning what Sandra said, out of context, and making it something it’s not…sound familiar?
Listen, Sandra is not pro-life, she’s pro choice–and she was making an arguement for rape victims right to choose–I get that, but many don’t—cause they don’t want to…it’s easier not to.
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