IDEAL INMATE? I THINK NOT!

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Looks like Paris Hilton’s 23-day stint at Lynwood prison weren’t that hard after all — the hotel heirhead piled up a bill of $145 for snacks and beauty aides during her stay.

The endless list of items included, packs of French vanilla coffee, orders of chicken noodle soup, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, packs of chicken broth and a 1.75-ounce jar of Vaseline.

While ordinary jail inmates had to collect their food on their own, La Hilton had “sheriffs bringing her food.”

“I don’t understand what the big deal is; she’s a nobody,” the New York Post quoted a deputy at Century Regional Detention Center, as saying. “She’s got sheriffs bringing her food. This was unbelievable.”

What’s more? When Hilton was out of the slammer after serving time, roads and streets were blocked, expecting her return.

You know, girlfriend was in a serious rush home to spend 3 hours in a chair getting new tracks put in for her brand spankin’ new 20″ blonde extensions.

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10 Comments

  1. Liv
    June-27-2007 @ 7:06 am

    she should always keep out her contacts, she actually looks much better

  2. only.1.without.herpes
    June-27-2007 @ 7:10 am

    I saw the interview with Ryan Seacrest and inmates said she bought them all extra toiletries (shampoo, soap, lotion) and food (lunches and snacks) … basically extra commissary items… sooooo.. (I HATE TO DEFEND HER) maybe that’s where all the extra purchases are coming from.
    And I think we all know that if “something” were to happen to the heiress in jail the city of LA would be wrapped up in so much legalities.. they probably thought it better to bring her food and keep her “safe” than risk dealing with the lawsuits to follow.

  3. supernova
    June-27-2007 @ 7:10 am

    about as appealing and of important to the world as a used tampon.

  4. only.1.without.herpes
    June-27-2007 @ 7:11 am

    and why did she get hair extensions.. her hair is already long in this pic???

  5. BeJeeBus
    June-27-2007 @ 7:30 am

    Are we surprised?

  6. iliana
    June-27-2007 @ 8:30 am

    Good. No orange tan and no contacts!

  7. lolly
    June-27-2007 @ 11:37 am

    are her eyes brown or blue here, it’s driving me crazy trying to figure out if she walked out of jail with her contacts in or not!!!!!!

  8. lolly
    June-27-2007 @ 11:38 am

    oh, you guys think they are brown? cuz in many other pictures they are blue, were they photoshopped?
    fuck. why do i care? why do i care? aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

  9. Michelle
    June-27-2007 @ 12:53 pm

    She wears blue contacts right? That’s what it is. I thought she looked strange in this picture. She doesn’t have her contacts in.

  10. parissucksliterally
    June-27-2007 @ 2:21 pm

    she looks better w/o all the fake crap on her face.

    I still hope she fades away, since she’s “changed” so much.

    yeah, RIGHT.

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