THE ODD COUPLE

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After parting ways with her long-time love Ryan Reynolds earlier this year, Canadian chanteuse Alanis Morissette became the envy of single women everywhere as she strolled on the beach in Malibu with the man recently named Hollywood’s ‘Hottest Bachelor’ according to People magazine.

Miss Morissette showed off her trim figure in a black bikini as she joined Matthew McConaughey at a sun and surf party on the beach. However, as Matthew’s romance with his stunning new 22-year-old girlfriend, Brazilian model Camilla Alves, is seemingly going from strength to strength, it looks like it was just two friends enjoying some down time together.

Sorry to disappoint, folks. No love match here. Keep it moving.

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20 Comments

  1. supernova
    June-26-2007 @ 10:01 am

    Long ago in a far away land, I actually thought Matthew was attractive, hotness (if you get my drift). But… now… he’s just a NUT. A perpetually, stoned, horny over-testosteroned NUT.

    The end.

  2. supernova
    June-26-2007 @ 10:02 am

    Part II - and his arms are too short.

    The end for real.

  3. micky
    June-26-2007 @ 10:21 am

    is that Alanis? she looks kinda hot

  4. my2cents
    June-26-2007 @ 10:32 am

    That is a very strange couple. His abdomen area has always been strange to me. He is extremely fit but he looks like he is pregnant at the same time. I don’t like him he seems like a major womanizer to me.

  5. Joseph Christ
    June-26-2007 @ 10:37 am

    BOOGA WOOGA monkey man eee eeee eeee e eee eeee

  6. Luella
    June-26-2007 @ 10:48 am

    Alannis’ looks leave a lot to be desired, but I’ll bet she has a great personality.

  7. rachel
    June-26-2007 @ 10:51 am

    a alanis tattoo?!

    never saw it before.

    does anyone know what is it? or what does it say?

  8. Michael
    June-26-2007 @ 10:58 am

    Alanis’ tattoo says “gentle”… Damnnn she looks hot!!!

  9. lolly
    June-26-2007 @ 11:15 am

    what? i just saw pictures of alan and her beau just a few weeks ago.

    and i think matt needs to hook up with JA!

  10. Joseph Christ
    June-26-2007 @ 11:51 am

    lolly, by JA i assume you mean Jessica Alba …
    lolly, you and i have always gotten along and i like your style and all that, but matthew and Jessica Alba, come on! Matthew is an old man, short and frumpy, oversexed and undertalented … I like JA with CW because the pairing keeps her human … JA is sensible. if she HAD to be with a celeb, wouldnt you want to see her with someone hot and classy, who stays out of the spotlight as much as possible?…

  11. BeJeeBus
    June-26-2007 @ 12:26 pm

    ^She means Jennifer Aniston. And I think she is too good for him. But they had good chemistry in that movie they did together.. What’s it’s name..

  12. TellMeMore
    June-26-2007 @ 12:36 pm

    He is just a six-pack and one shower-less day away from looking like he’s homeless.

  13. NINI
    June-26-2007 @ 12:55 pm

    Um,he better watch himself…before long she will be writing psycho songs about him…never liked her or her music.She is “NOT” hot.

  14. Liz
    June-26-2007 @ 12:58 pm

    I’m thinking he has a strong preference for burnettes. Ashley judd, sandra bullock, penelope cruz and now this Brazilizan girl.

  15. Joseph Christ
    June-26-2007 @ 1:25 pm

    how dumb of me! Jennifer Aniston… of course, the incredibly boring former sidekick of the incredibly boring subject with NO COMMENTS on today’s FYBlog… are all you guys as bored by these two former subjects of america’s affection as I am? BJB you are a genius!!! Lolly, I definitely don’t agree with MM and JA together. She’s too boring and he’s too much of a schmuck. (I’m secretly pulling for JA to do something crazy so we can start wondering about her again … Vanilla vanilla vanilla …; even a crazy movie would be an improvement over her current body of crapwork)

  16. BeJeeBus
    June-26-2007 @ 2:22 pm

    I don’t know if that was sarcastic, ’cause obviously I am not that genius after all, but I thought it was funny how you described the baby daddy of the former crazy woman turned philantrophic serious actress.

  17. lolly
    June-26-2007 @ 2:59 pm

    i dont’ think JA’s boring, i just htink she’s classy. and matt would make her laugh and they’d have fun together. she just needs a good thumpin.

  18. fume
    June-26-2007 @ 7:32 pm

    MM would probably be more eager to hook up with brad than jen. and my2cents. . .yeah, that six-pack beer belly is fairly repulsive.

  19. likka
    July-3-2007 @ 1:07 pm

    acho que ele deveria ficar sozinho dai ele continuaria a ser o gatão que ele é

  20. likka (sao paulo-brasil)
    July-3-2007 @ 1:13 pm

    ele é muito lindo e espero que ele venha para o brasil fazer sucesso aqui com as brasileirinhas e muito sexo pois como ele mesmo falou S. M. A. significa (S de SEXY, M de Homem e A de Ativo) quando ele vier para o brasil tenho até pena da camila alves…rsrsrskkkkkkkkkkkkk

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