Not only does Paris Hilton talk like a 5-year-old but she also draws like one, too!
The newly freed felon drew up this card for Harvey Levin of TMZ for his “fair and unbiased” reporting of her latest run-in with the law.
Looks like Paris has moved on up from using obese gossip blogger Perez Hilton to bathhouse-loving Harvey to boost her career.
Smart girl.
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the signatures are different. she didn’t do one of them - the letter or the pic. the letter looks like someone tried too hard to copy her writing.
Good grief…how old is this “woman”? This looks like it could be the heartfelt note of one of my 6th grade girls. Please, how much longer are we going to have to put up with this spoiled, inarticulate, clueless specimen of “womanhood”? As one of vanguard of the Title IX movement (woman #10 in the 185 man marching band) this makes me sick to my stomache to see the role models today’s young girls have and the slutty and spoiled (My Super Sweet 16) levels that they “aspire” to. God help us all!
Yeah, the signatures are different. But regardless of which one is really hers, no 26 year old grown woman should be dotting her “i”s with hearts.
chick is retarded (no offense to retarded people)
The drawing is not half bad if I may say it myself, I draw much worse, but then again, I am nowhere near being an artist. God, I hate how in the end prison is gonna be a positive experience for Beak. Damn you Beak.
Where are the sparkling butterfly and unicorn stickers to complete this artpiece?
kissing Harvey Levin’s ass now?
he made plenty of fun of her, she obviously has a 2nd grade reading level.
Wait…this is real?
haha yeah tmz def. made plenty of fun of her, shes dumb as shit. BUT thats a better drawing than i could EVER do. hahahaha.
yeah, def needs sparlkling butterflies and unicorns, fo sho! i can’t draw for crap, so i’m not gonna say anything about that, but she’s writing a GOSSIP site to praise them for their “fair and unbiased reporting” ?! what the fuckity fuck is this world coming to? cripes, she needs a helmet just to walk around.
She has the artistic ability of a 4 year old!
bah-the notes on the back of the drawing…I think thats just her fancy artist signature…a little more flair…
I cannot criticize her art. I draw stick people, and my birds are the ambiguous v off in the corners. However, she prints like she is 12.
Ok this just screams fake.
on TMZ it said it was real - anyways, if we were playing pictionary, I’d pick her for my team