RACHEL ZOE, WHERE ARE YOU?

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With a new addition to her family, Britney Spears and company hit up Benvenuto’s in Malibu last night for an evening of celebration, good food and sinfully bad style.

Rocking an off-the-shoulder black mini-dress, strappy sandals and her trademark gypsy scarf, the 25-year-old songstress was one big walking fashion fauxpas as she made her way to the uber expeeze eatery alongside her cousin, Allie Sims.

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34 Comments

  1. hotstuff
    June-22-2007 @ 11:48 am

    Britney you look hot here, the only think I don’t like is your headband, please please rock your pixie cut and you didn’t bring your gold purse…THANK GOD!

  2. coco
    June-22-2007 @ 11:54 am

    i think she looks like a crack whore…

  3. Luella
    June-22-2007 @ 12:00 pm

    Arasto, did you learn a new word? You’ve been using “uber” a whole hell of lot lately.

  4. Luella
    June-22-2007 @ 12:01 pm

    She looks terrible. Those shoes are a disaster and why does she always look so grimy? She has no self respect.

  5. thighmegatampon
    June-22-2007 @ 12:03 pm

    I read in cosmo that she actually does have a stylist but Brit ends up taking everything off anyway. This girl is beyond in need of a stylist

  6. thighmegatampon
    June-22-2007 @ 12:05 pm

    However, Nicole Richie was a hunk of mess not unlike Brit before she met Rachel Zoe so who knows…

  7. mg
    June-22-2007 @ 12:16 pm

    i think she looks pretty good in this considering previous outfits we’ve seen her in!

  8. Jessyka
    June-22-2007 @ 12:25 pm

    I didn’t realize how greasy weaves could get.

  9. Lola lola
    June-22-2007 @ 12:27 pm

    She looks pretty porky to me. I mean, just cause you were hot once, does not give you free pass to dress like a $10 hooker for the rest of your life (Hello Mariah Carey!).

  10. my2cents
    June-22-2007 @ 12:38 pm

    I can’t believe this was her just a few years ago: http://www.gobritney.com/displayimage.php?album=toprated&cat=0&pos=44&sort=

  11. Anonymous
    June-22-2007 @ 12:38 pm

    it’s actually not that bad…
    Lola, porky? Are you kidding? Look at the muscle mass and tone on her legs. She’s not porky, she’s just short. Everywhere. :/

  12. k.ward
    June-22-2007 @ 12:44 pm

    brit looks and acts like trash!

  13. TeeJ
    June-22-2007 @ 12:47 pm

    Hot Mess. I just don’t get it. Really I don’t. Why does she leave her house looking the way she does?

  14. spinner
    June-22-2007 @ 12:59 pm

    my2cents…amazing. Thanks for the visuals.

  15. jane doe
    June-22-2007 @ 1:01 pm

    Her hair reminds me of my doll’s hair when I was a little girl and I had washed and combed it to death. It would get all dried up and frizzy looking just like Brit’s is.

  16. fatkid
    June-22-2007 @ 1:13 pm

    her ass is on point!

  17. BeJeeBus
    June-22-2007 @ 1:13 pm

    Yeah I can’t work with this, Britney go home please.. And while you’re at it you should learn how to eat without spilling, it would be a delight to see you one day without disgusting spots on your clothes. Can she not see how cute Allie looks and copy that? Allie is probably just telling her she looks hot in the outfits so that she won’t outshine her.. Hot legs though Brit!

  18. lolly
    June-22-2007 @ 1:18 pm

    i think she looks beefy. and my.02, i can’t even look at those hot pics without thinking of her grossness now. that makes me sad. she really needs to see a guru. hell, maybe even kaballah would be good for her, if she’d really hunker down, focus and study!

  19. thighmegatampon
    June-22-2007 @ 2:21 pm

    Haha that first pic is funny. I wonder if she poses ugly for the paps on purpose

  20. Anony
    June-22-2007 @ 2:31 pm

    I have her exact same dress. When I bought it they told me it was a SHIRT and I wear it with jeans or shorts…

  21. supernova
    June-22-2007 @ 2:37 pm

    Her legs look like SHIT. Just what you’d expect to find on white trash.

  22. parissuckssliterally
    June-22-2007 @ 2:48 pm

    “what a feeling………..I can have it all, now I’m dancing for my life……….”

    she’s so dirty.

  23. lovingit
    June-22-2007 @ 4:07 pm

    One word—URGH! This broad is O>V>A!

  24. crumbly
    June-22-2007 @ 5:22 pm

    she’s rockin’ an arse though.

  25. candyapple
    June-22-2007 @ 6:57 pm

    Too short, too tight. Why? If it fit better she wouldn’t look so bad. A little looser and longer and she would have had it. I too think she should try a pixie.

  26. Agustina
    June-22-2007 @ 8:19 pm

    If she look thinner, healthier, that dress would’ve looked better on her. She’s so white trash anyway, and looks like hell.

  27. Stephi
    June-22-2007 @ 9:39 pm

    That dress is just way too short! It looks rude! The only people that can pull those dresses off are super skinny girls. Britney is trying to look good but just not getting there. I don’t mind the headscarf but I would love to see her with her natural short hair. I think it would make the world of difference!! She needs to just stick to the low-rise jeans that she made famous and T-shirts for a while until she gets to her goal weight and then she can can bust out the minis and wow everyone.

  28. June-22-2007 @ 10:23 pm

    Fitzroy street 1982

  29. Kelly
    June-23-2007 @ 1:59 am

    i think she looks good!Com on people!Look at her body!It looks great after two kids!
    Yes that hair is not good..And she had big black bag,not small gold bag..
    Get a life all of you!Realy

  30. hotbitch
    June-23-2007 @ 7:51 am

    First of all, am I the only one who noticed this bitch only has her big toes painted?!?!?!?! LOL WTF, Brit???? Now with that being said she doesn’t look THAT bad. The dress is just too short and she knows it which is why she keeps tugging at it. But that girl’s got some legs on her and that ass is off the chain! I actually like her shoes and am also glad she left the little gold bag at home. Now if someone can get that nasty ass weave out of her head she’d look 100x better…well, maybe. :)

  31. hotbitch
    June-23-2007 @ 7:54 am

    Oh and Rachel Zoe should help Brit pro bono.

  32. parissucksliterally
    June-23-2007 @ 9:19 am

    Stephi, the low rise jeans she made “famous” are OUT OF STYLE.

    I still wear lower rises, but she wore them so low you could almost see her pubes. Please don’t ask her to wear those again- she does not have that stomach anymore, and I have no interest in seeing her ass crack.

  33. carlett
    June-23-2007 @ 2:41 pm

    I actually think she looks good!! her ass is still toned !!

  34. SAS
    June-23-2007 @ 5:06 pm

    ugh try as she might she will NEVER EVER have ‘it’ again. she is over and it is getting increasingly sad and pathetic to watch. go home and be a mum brit- it doesn’t matter what you wear inside the walls of your own house!

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