EDDIE…YOU….ARE THE DADDY!

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The verdict is in: Mel B’s baby daughter can call Eddie Murphy “daddy.”

The results of the DNA test that Murphy took June 11 were received by ‘Scary Spice’ Melanie Brown on Thursday afternoon, reports People.

A source described the baby as “110% his.”

Camp Murphy has not commented. (We’re assuming he’s too busy trying to remove the foot that he so incessantly has been planting into his mouth in recent weeks.)

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20 Comments

  1. spinner
    June-22-2007 @ 11:40 am

    HOORAY!!! I hope he feels very, very small.

  2. thighmegatampon
    June-22-2007 @ 11:42 am

    Let alone the paternity issues, this kid’s name is Murphy Brown.

  3. Da Devil
    June-22-2007 @ 11:47 am

    what a DICK!

    I guess he is so proud of being such an ashole

  4. coco
    June-22-2007 @ 11:55 am

    stupid ass.

  5. Luella
    June-22-2007 @ 12:12 pm

    He better hope he hasn’t already done irreparable damage to his relationship with his daughter. My mother found out she was pregnant with my little brother soon after she filed for divorce from my father. What I think was out of spite, he claimed my brother was not his and refused to sign the birth certificate. My mother took him to court and of course he WAS the father, but she only did it to prove a point. She never sued for child support for any of us. He went on with his life and we all wrote him off as the bastard that he was. Now he is a sad, lonely, middle aged man who calls US on Father’s Day begging for our forgiveness. Too little too late.

  6. Empress Scorpio
    June-22-2007 @ 12:20 pm

    I am curious to see if he at least has the decency to feel ashamed of himself and tries to be a part of his child’s life NOW. But somehow I doubt it since they had to drag his ass into court in the first damn place. Oh, Donkey, how could you?

  7. spinner
    June-22-2007 @ 12:21 pm

    WOW, Luella…that’s quite a story & it sounds like you have a fine Mother. Your Dad missed out.

  8. lolly
    June-22-2007 @ 1:20 pm

    i wonder what his reaction will be? it’d be nice if they would get back together and have a whole family unit. he’d have to spend the next 3 years really making it up to her and the baby. it could work!

  9. Supersonic
    June-22-2007 @ 1:37 pm

    This may be the funniest ‘IN YOUR FACE’ moment EVER. In the history of EVERYTHING. I’m so glad he got his comeuppance. No matter what he or I may think of Mel B, he really should have known better than to go around running his mouth, dignified silence anyone?

  10. blake
    June-22-2007 @ 2:13 pm

    Lol, that’s what that dumbass gets! How nice of him to say that when it was announced she was pregnant. He needs to worry about his career more than anything.

  11. supernova
    June-22-2007 @ 2:38 pm

    EAT IT bitch - and PAY UP. Fuck Eddie-in-the-closet-Murphy.

  12. parissuckssliterally
    June-22-2007 @ 2:51 pm

    Luella, your Mom rocks.

    I hate when Men won’t step up to the plate.

    Eddie is a DICK. I agree.

  13. Luella
    June-22-2007 @ 3:10 pm

    Thank you guys, my mother is one amazing woman.

  14. thighmegatampon
    June-22-2007 @ 3:39 pm

    Kinda reminds me of when Stephen Bing refused to believe Elizabeth Hurley about her baby. Now she has an ugly kid who’s a carbon copy of him.

  15. candyapple
    June-22-2007 @ 6:47 pm

    Agree Supersonic. Shame for the baby though. She’s got one effed up Daddy.

  16. Stephi
    June-22-2007 @ 9:41 pm

    YAYY!!! I think it was obvious all along that Mel B knew the truth. I think its disgusting when men don’t take responsibility for their children. I hope Eddie does the right thing and is part of this child’s life instead of acting like an ass like he has been lately. I feel sorry for the child having to read these articles about their daddy rejecting them when they were younger. Mel B must feel really releived now.

  17. candyapple
    June-23-2007 @ 5:39 am

    ^^^ Stephi. “I hope Eddie does the right thing and is part of this child’s life instead of acting like an ass like he has been lately.”
    hahahaha funniest one of the year!!! ISN’T EDDIE THE VOICE OF THE ASS IN SHREK??? Very good Stephi.

  18. Tyrone
    June-23-2007 @ 11:42 am

    “my father is an american comedian who was big in the eighties and my mother is a british popstar who was big in the nineties.”

    fucking random.

  19. SAS
    June-23-2007 @ 4:58 pm

    i’m so glad this is how its turned out. eddie murphy (and steve bing) are such ASSHOLES. actions certainly do speak louder than words and i think that these kids (like luella and her brother) are better of without them in their lives.
    however to put the shoe on the other foot there is close to 10% of men in the US unknowingly raising children that aren’t theirs.

  20. pala
    June-25-2007 @ 1:00 am

    Poor Eddie. :( That Mel B should have done an abortion. Hate it when women make babies just to get fame and money.

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