ASHLEE IS STILL USELESS

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With a fizzling music career and depleting public interest into her personal life, famous-for-no-reason songstress Ashlee Simpson continues to ponder the meaning of her existence during yet another unfulfillling shopping spree in Malibu on Monday.

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14 Comments

  1. Hanoi Hilton
    June-19-2007 @ 12:01 pm

    I forget, why is the woman famous?

  2. Anonymous
    June-19-2007 @ 12:04 pm

    because people post her picture, and others look at it, think about it, think about her, and then comment……
    “If you build it, they will come”

  3. parissucksliterally
    June-19-2007 @ 12:09 pm

    beacuse she is the little sister of someone else who doesn’t deserve to be famous!!!!

    hahahaha

  4. Lusty Linda Lululibbylover!
    June-19-2007 @ 1:18 pm

    Wow, she is gorgeous as ever! It’s so unfair to the rest of the world that one person can hold and maintian such gorgeousness. Her entire family is so gifted; bright, gorgeous, successful, the list could go on and on. Ashlee is perfection in the purest sense.

  5. keller
    June-19-2007 @ 1:28 pm

    Instead of shopping for yet another pair of jeans or jewelled flip flops she should be getting the polish changed on her fingernails. Chipped black looks tacky.

    Yes I agree. She is very pretty .I even thought she was pretty BNJ (before nose job).

  6. Kathy
    June-19-2007 @ 1:35 pm

    Since when is one shopping bag considered a SPREE?

  7. Cynthia
    June-19-2007 @ 1:52 pm

    I don’t like Asshole Simpson but at least she works, she’s up on the times and she’s confident (thanks to the nosejob!) can’t stand her retard sis with her o golly gee I’m so confident,yet secretly self conscious demeanor, she makes me sick!

  8. thighmegatampon
    June-19-2007 @ 3:03 pm

    Did anyone read her interview in Cosmo? She said she’s always been confident with herself and she never acknowledged her nose job. What bs. A lot of magazines get hate mail when they put her on their cover bc of her hypocrisy

  9. Joseph Christ
    June-19-2007 @ 3:09 pm

    I, for one, like her. She is goofy and awkward and socially inept. And the last time I heard about her acting the diva was, well, in relation to her bignosed sister. mmmmmmm

  10. Stephi
    June-19-2007 @ 4:34 pm

    I don’t mind Ashlee I think she’s got a great personality and she’s been looking gorgeous lately. Apparently she’s in the studio making some no tunes, so she isn’t exactly doing nothing!

  11. Jennifer
    June-19-2007 @ 4:39 pm

    Her last album sold very well. Jeez!

  12. sigh
    June-19-2007 @ 10:18 pm

    yes, didn’t her album reach #1 in the states? i actually enjoy listening to her music for a bit of catchy silliness. my guilty pleasure.. :P

  13. BeJeeBus
    June-20-2007 @ 7:48 am

    I like Ass, she is very different from Jessica. She seems to know who she is, and what her style is. Jessica is all fumbling around in the dark, and she is the one who is supposed to know better by now..

  14. anonymous
    June-21-2007 @ 12:02 am

    People, people, let’s not fight. Jessica and Ashlee are BOTH talentless hacks. K?

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