BRAD WINS BEST ACTOR AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL

Posted Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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Accepting a year late, Brad Pitt won the Coppa Volpi award for best actor at the Venice International Film Festival for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

An utterly shocked Brad kept his thank-you speech short and sweet. “It was an honour to receive this last year and it’s an honour to receive it this year,” he said. “Thank you very much.”

As for Brad’s hip attachment du jour, George Clooney, who was in the audience offering support? The mistress of ceremonies reportedly raised a yellow flower and said, “This is for your friend George.”

11 Responses to “BRAD WINS BEST ACTOR AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL”

  1. overrated Says:

    Rewarded for GLOBAL POLITICAL ACTIVISM OR CELEBRITY LOOKS ????????????????

  2. Effie Says:

    ^^^^^ You are 100% right Overrated!

  3. She Rides A Harley™ Says:

    I agree with post number 1.
    But, not for the looks

  4. Anonymous Says:

    who cares.
    its not even an american award
    goes to show you how un-american they are getting

  5. anonymous Says:

    Brad did not win Best Actor this year, the festival just started. He was just handed his trophy for winning Best Actor last year, since he was not able to attend the closing ceremony last year.

    The idiot writer at People.com made a mistake and they have now corrected it.

  6. unamerican.com Says:

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  7. Stephi Says:

    I love Brad! For not just his looks, but for his talent and his political activism. Because of his looks I think a lot of people don’t take him seriously at times. I’m glad to see him being awarded for his film.

  8. Lulu Says:

    He looks like hell.

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  10. anon Says:

    he should win the “Best Facial Expression When Presented With An Award” Award

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