As the The Hills stars stocked up on essentials, the playful pair engaged in a pretend “sword” fight with some gift wrap. Heidi also climbed inside the cart for a quick push around the store, before heading to the checkout with a trolley laden with goodies.
Like her boobs, Heidi showed that she likes her watermelons big, firm and round. And like with boobs, finding the right ones takes a lot of concentration. But how does the singer/designer manage to find time to do her own food shopping in between posing for all those staged photo-shoots?
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14 Comments
I dont care how fake they are but I think there audacity is great!! They last longer than any of the other Hills people.
Wow that is quite the outfit on Heidi for just a little trip to the grocery store. lol!! I think they are just hillarious!
I just threw up in my mouth.
What is wrong with her face?!?!?! Yikesa! She’s starting to look like Joan Rivers….
STOP COVERING THESE RETARDS; NO ONE IS INTERESTED! No ONE!!!
girl put those watermelons down you know only black folk eat watermelon.
Her face is very long and not very cute. Sad thing is I think she was kind of pretty BEFORE all her surgery.
I know its wrong to wish bad things on people but fuck it I hate these two fuckers I wish they would get hit by a mack truck.
Better actors than the brangeloons.
Heidi is ugly and gross.
Oh god every single photo they are posing and looking for attention. She knew exactly what she was doing picking up two oranges and two melons near her boobs. These were just the headlines they were looking for. So pathetic. Where the hell is their dignity? No shame.
stephi // i agree they are so pathtic they praise attention .. anything sexual and it only makes her look like a hoochie!
The dude is a bland bland bland bland beuty
I wish I could smash both of those watermelons right in their ugly faces.
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