PARIS’ HAIR IS THE PITS

A sensationally synethetic Paris Hilton showed off her latest reincarnation at the launch of “The Bandit” hair extension headband at a private residence in Malibu today.

So, what is it? The bikini-clad heiress describes them as “the first interchangeable hair extension headband.” In other words, it’s a headband in which hair extensions attach to it with Velcro.

From fashion to books to fragrances to jewelry to shoes to now “The Bandit”, Miss Hilton has firmly etched herself in history as the Rockefellar of our generation.

Whowouldathunkit?

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21 Comments

  1. sweet Gary
    August-23-2008 @ 10:44 pm

    FYI, In the 80’s my mom’s friend won a Mustang on The Price is Right

  2. Stephi
    August-24-2008 @ 1:53 am

    I guess this isn’t such a bad idea… but you don’t really want to wear a headband all the time to have long hair. Jessica Simpson’s extenstions seem to be a better better. Paris looks pretty good here though and her extensions fit really well with her natural hair. It wouldn’t be too cool if your hair band slipped off though….

  3. anon
    August-24-2008 @ 2:05 am

    god, that hair looks so cheap. a mop would look more natural than that polyester crap!!

  4. Obama 08!
    August-24-2008 @ 2:09 am

    Tacky as hell.

  5. thighmegatampon
    August-24-2008 @ 5:07 am

    umm you can totally see which is her real hair and which is her fake hair. the color and texture don’t match.

  6. thighmegatampon
    August-24-2008 @ 5:07 am

    btw- why is she wearing shoes that are too big on her? can’t she afford shoes in her own size?

  7. anon
    August-24-2008 @ 11:25 am

    Yuck, look at the size of her huge hooked nose

  8. AA
    August-24-2008 @ 11:35 am

    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????

  9. Anon
    August-24-2008 @ 11:36 am

    Trash Whore Barbie!

  10. BeJeeBus
    August-24-2008 @ 12:41 pm

    wtf who wants to wear a headband all the time to have long hair…

  11. anonymous
    August-24-2008 @ 12:46 pm

    OMG! That shit looks so fake. She’s trying to get richer by selling cheap crap she would never wear. What a whore!.

  12. parissucksliterally
    August-24-2008 @ 1:00 pm

    fake fucking barbie hair.
    God, I wish this slut would get a horrible painful disease. I hate her.

  13. AA
    August-24-2008 @ 1:17 pm

    NBC has been muzzled by China….the internet has been censored.. even ITUNES has been censored and worldwide media are having a tough time getting their news out . Shame on NBC.
    Kobe Bryant and the US volley ball team stated that they love their country, ohhhhh the horror of being patriotic, too much for left wing NBC.
    No no no too radical to love the US ….political statements my a.s.s.

  14. AA
    August-24-2008 @ 2:22 pm

    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    Why is NBC censoring pro American and pro Bush shoutouts from our Olympic Athletes ??????
    NBC has been muzzled by China….the internet has been censored.. even ITUNES has been censored and worldwide media are having a tough time getting their news out . Shame on NBC.
    Kobe Bryant and the US volley ball team stated that they love their country, ohhhhh the horror of being patriotic, too much for left wing NBC.
    No no no too radical to love the US ….political statements my a.s.s.

  15. AA
    August-24-2008 @ 2:52 pm

    ^^^^ above post not me …………………………..Ward Churchill is back the “native american” professor and he wants to LIBERATE North America, Hawaii and Puerto Rico LOL….he forgot the US
    Virgin Islands.^ above post not me

  16. anonymous
    August-24-2008 @ 3:20 pm

    Gosh I wish people would stick to the topic posted that would be nice.

  17. keke
    August-24-2008 @ 3:40 pm

    That is such a bad weave is she serious? She’s such a waste.

  18. AA
    August-24-2008 @ 7:51 pm

    ^^ above post not me
    If you like seeing Michael Moore slapped around by Bill O’Reilly watch 2008 AN AMERICAN CAROL
    BAM/BI 08 let the gaffes begin.
    So much for “change”.
    again above post not me^^^

  19. carrie lynn
    August-25-2008 @ 11:37 am

    omg! that face is so ugly up close.. that nose looks like a pickle and her skin is so ugly and transparent.. you can see all the veins and pimples and all.. ughhhhhh! she is just so ugly and worthless!

  20. pippin
    October-4-2008 @ 3:37 pm

    I think they look fabulous. I would love to buy a headband - I have been trying to buy one for the last 3 weeks but can’t find the website. I know its sallys but it says that it would be available Sept 20 but that is well passed. I say fair play to Paris - you go girl. At least you are spending some of your time being creative and not moaning and groaning and putting people down…

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