Check out Jessica Simpson as the new face of Dallas Stampede Light Plus.
Stampede’s marketing focuses on the brew’s vitamin content, strangely referred to as “functional additives.”
Would you drink vitamin beer? Even for Jessica and her porn face?
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19 Comments
She looks drunk in that photo. They couldn’t find ONE frame where her mouth wasn’t hanging open like a retard’s?
PLEASE DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND GO AWAY AND HIDE FOREVER.
Shit, she is fucking hot.
She might be a dumb blonde, but hell arent they all?
Though I will stick with my cousin, JOSE, and his friend Bud Light.
LOL!
I was thiking porn! or department store dummy…
what an awful picture!
cool!
now you get to rent the vitamins AND the beer!
didn’t she also endorse flavored hair mousse?
Why is her mouth dangling open like that? What a ridiculously stupid photo. When will companies realize that renting her image does not get anyone to buy her product? Hair tentacles, anyone?
They chose a bad pic..She should’ve just smiled, she looks like a fish outta water
LMAO at the lengths they will go to be considered “Country”.
Totally agree with CAR. Is there anything she won’t whore herself out for?? Sure, she drinks that beer…. Do they think people are idiots? I agree, she looks ridiculous in that picture. Sit her on some hay, throw on a cowboy hat and abacadabra……….she’s country! However, does she have some nice breasts!
So whats up with only the few that avatars in here?
How can regular joes get them?
Can someone answer please
Whoa. Could she look anymore whorish??
i love it. the christian girl will whore herself out for anything in return for money. the open mouth — telling all the boys she’ll suck your cock — to the strategically unbuttoned shirt. i wonder if her daddy unbuttoned that last one and opened her shirt just so…..
Yeah, I’m all over this beer because a dumb, no-talent, slut is advertising it.
those lip injections make her upper lip look like a caterpillar
duhhhhh… that’s what it looks like she’s saying in that picture. I don’t think she’s had enough of that brew
Vitamin beer? Strange concept. I guess they are trying to appeal to women who want a beer but want to feel like they are doing something good for their body at the same time. Could work I guess. She looks sooo much like a porn star in this picture though. I’m surprised they chose this shot actually. It looks really forced and kind of too sexy if that’s possible. She should have just smiled normally and she would have looked way better. I think she’s a natural beauty but sometimes I almost think she WANTS to look fake.
Why would any company pay her to sell something that makes you smart? Thats like getting somebody in a wheel chair to endorse running shoes…..
She sure is jumping on that country bandwagon isn’t she!!!! First it was being the Britney clone, now its the Carrie clone. Next she’ll do R&B and say that was what she really wanted to do. Then she’ll do the same with Hip Hop, etc.
And vitamin beer? LOL