JOHN DUMPED JEN BY TEXT!

John Mayer, who is increasingly coming through as someone who specializes in dating and dumping leading Hollywood celebrities, ended his relationship with Jennifer Aniston with a text message that read: “That’s it - the end.”

A friend of newly single Aniston tells the Mirror: “She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, “That’s it - the end.”

A lothario he may be, but a gentleman he is not!

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17 Comments

  1. Sexylicious
    August-20-2008 @ 9:59 am

    Wow that is pretty cold of John. However, any guy that is being pressured into anything like this will have escape mode on very quickly. Jenn can do better! Team Jen!!

  2. Larry Balls
    August-20-2008 @ 10:03 am

    It is pretty obvious that Jennifer Aniston is a lonely woman deperately looking to lock up a man. Very sad and pathetic.

  3. FabChick
    August-20-2008 @ 10:05 am

    We don’t even know if this is true so I am not jumping to conclusions. They dated, it didn’t work out and now they are both moving on. Give it a rest already

  4. Anonymous
    August-20-2008 @ 10:17 am

    you’re pathetic astro - yesterday you were reposting jen dumped john, the day before he dumped her. get your story straight!

  5. Anon-FuckallyouRepugnicans
    August-20-2008 @ 10:22 am

    Vote McCain
    For four more years of inflation, high gas prices, increased foreclosures, wars and another senile dumbfuck in the White House

  6. MeSoup
    August-20-2008 @ 11:05 am

    If this was true, it’s pretty cold! I guess it’s the easiest way for him….

  7. parissucksliterally
    August-20-2008 @ 11:09 am

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
    I’m sure that is the way it happened.

  8. blerg
    August-20-2008 @ 11:36 am

    Sometimes bitches don’t listen and that’s the only way to do it. You can talk talk talk talk talk and talk but if she ain’t listening, what’s a guy or girl to do. She reeks of desperation with the biological clock ticking… but he was stupid to even get it on with her, knowing full well she’d want something serious.

  9. Anonymous
    August-20-2008 @ 12:27 pm

    Yeah of course it’s true, these sources are always reliable. 100% acurate, and i’m sure the ‘friend’ is very close to Jennifer.

  10. LAURIE SMITH
    August-20-2008 @ 12:49 pm

    Jennifer does not want children … that is the reason her marriage to Brad came
    to a end..!!! ONLY the media wants her to have children.. and marriage…

    The only reason to break up is because of having kids.. NOT!! When will the
    media get over the fact that she doesn’t want kids… and that she is not jealous
    of Brad and Angie… That is why Brad is so happy these days… With 6 kids now
    ONLY THE MEDIA WANTS HER TO HAVE KIDS AND GET MARRIED!!

  11. annie
    August-20-2008 @ 1:07 pm

    She’s now in NYC, John’s home. So I think they just took a break.

  12. Cal
    August-20-2008 @ 2:12 pm

    Also: a cougar she may be, but a lady she is not.

    Only an imbecile - a desperate imbecile who is on top of it also quite forceful and bossy - like her attempts to pressure a much younger guy after only a few weeks or months of dating into having children. How could she expect a serious relationship from him in the first place? I bet she drove all the courting moves as well. I saw some of the pics in the pool - he was reserved while she was aggressively hanging on him all the time, leading the game. That is no way to behave. She wanted to force him into something he wasn’t so sure about. Or obviously not sure at all. Well, you reap what you sow.

  13. Beth
    August-20-2008 @ 2:50 pm

    John’s not in NYC right now….he’s on tour again this week.

  14. anon1
    August-20-2008 @ 7:18 pm

    Oh sure…And I’m sure it happened just like that. Even I’m getting sick of this. Find another story already. Hopefully Mayer gets a new g/f or groupie, hanger-oney thingy or something soon. Please!

  15. anon1
    August-20-2008 @ 7:24 pm

    Why is comment #8 making me laugh so hard? It’s so dumb and yet so…perfectly stated. Kudos dude, though you might want to rethink the loose usage of the “b” word.

  16. pak31
    August-21-2008 @ 11:46 am

    Well said FabChick. I just love how first of all, it’s really any of our business why they split up. That is personal and no one’s business. Plus, I love the fact that everyone is an expert on why they broke up, like they were actually there when it happened. None of us, not even the person who wrote the article know. But “we the people” believe it like it’s the Bible. The media goes way too far with celebrities and their private lives. Why do we have to know every detail??? I just read a magazine about a week before the breakup that said her and Mayer were at the happiest point in their relationship and now this. NO ONE KNOWS, NO ONE SHOULD CARE THAT MUCH.

  17. ABBY
    August-23-2008 @ 1:28 pm

    JOhn is gay and needs a good beard

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