Cheers to Jessica Simpson!
The singer-turned-professional pitchwoman has signed to be the new face of …. Stampede Light Plus beer.
Jessica will appear in ads in stores for the beer and is taking a 15% stake in the brewer. The terms were not disclosed.
“Yes, I work out and take care of myself,” said Jess in a statement, “but I also like a cold beer once in awhile.”
While Jessica may be banking some serious cash, the real star behind this deal is her father, papa Joe Simpson. From being a Baptist minister to marketing his daughters dressed as tramps to now hawking beer. Anything for the almighty dollar, huh, Joe? Jesus must really be proud.
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This is getting a bit ridiculous now. Obviously she has not talent but what is next for her? She is nothing but an overpaid salesgirl.
I think Joe Simpson should be nominated for Pimp of Year this year. Nobody else works his bitches’ like the way he does. Way to go dad!
Wasn’t her Dad a Baptist Minister??? Jessica was like in the church choir??? What would Jesus do? I know he ain’t pitchng a low grade beer. Kinda takin’ this cuntry girl thing a tad too far Jessie.
^^^ hahahaha very funny Took!!!
I saw a clip of her commercial for thid beer and WOW she is killer hot in it…..
She always looks so stupid…smtg abt the look in her eyes. SHe’s clueless!