“What can I say? I’m the luckiest girl in the world,” says the 50-year-old newlywed. “She’s officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.”
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“What can I say? I’m the luckiest girl in the world,” says the 50-year-old newlywed. “She’s officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.”
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hahahahah!!! Love Ellen she is just always so hillarious. Congratulations to the happy couple!
Beautiful cover! They booth seem so happy together and I think this might be a long lasting union. Unusual as it may be in H-Town.
Well I guess we know who the boss and the Top is in this relationship. lol!
I am glad she found someone she can be really happy with after that crazy relationship with Anne Heche. They seem like a really sweet couple. Who knew Portia was a lesbian until Ellen snagged her…
they do look very happy. congrats to them!!
We knew. She was photographed making out with Barbara Bach’s daughter before she hooked up with Ellen!
good for them. congrats to both!!!
when i used to watch portia on ally mcbeal, i never pegged her to be a lesbian. hehe
Perhaps she was just being “funny” but saying “She’s officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.†(?) — is an odd thing to say about your bride.
llen DeGeneres y Portia de Rossi en la nueva edición de la revista People recién casadas.
Ellen comenta: ¿Qué puedo decir? Soy la chica con más suerte en el mundo. Estoy oficialmente fuera del mercado. Nadie más la tiene a ella. Y ahora ella va a cocinar y limpiar para mÃ.
I thought it was hilarious, therealdana. It’s the least likely thing you’d expect a lesbian to say about her spouse.
Ellen is so funny, her sense of humor is a little lame at times but she makes me laugh. I think her show is great as well, she doesn’t put herself up on a pedastal like a lot of other talk show hosts and you can tell the guests actually like her and want to be there and aren’t just there for the publicity. Portia looks gorgeous, like a princess and Ellen looks great in her suit as well. They seem like a very happy couple indeed! Congrats to them!