Leave it up to multi-millionaire songstress Britney Spears to buy such cheap ass rags that they literally disintegrated before her.
The 25-year-old bum-flashing babymama was on her way to Starbucks yesterday (surprise, surprise) when things turned into an all out apparel scandal as Brit struggled to keep her clothes on while seeking her cafeine fix.
After a few minutes of struggle and a few sips on her high calorie frappuccino, Miss Spears took matters into her own hands, undoing both straps on her dress and letting it all hang out…..to get some sun, of course.
Love the red bra, Brit!
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And what amazing timing…just when her former drinking bud is in the slammer and taking up all the gossip headlines and blog postings…out pops Britney’s body parts. Attention whore? Oh yeah.
No, not an attention whore…………..Just a whore.
She really is mildly retarded. If this THING does make a comeback, it makes a huge statement about our culture & the sad state of humanity. We are being entertained to death. It’s embarassing.
who doesn’t have a red bra in their car, just in case?
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She sort of looks like she has 5 o’clock shadow above her upper lip in that first pic. HAHA. Eew…
Britney your so hot, people are just jealous…they wish they can have the whole world talking about them, good or bad!!! The only attention they get from is their pet’s , that’s why they come to the computer turn it on and bash people every single day because their trying to get their anger out because their live’s are garbage so their taking it out on celeb’s because you guy’s have all the money and fame…they are just LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS….
She’s a walking disaster.
Yea so what’s new.
Anyway, She should be banned from wearing white dresses. Very insulting to doves and white bunnies and virgin brides and………(the list goes on.)
she should just start walking around naked, golden purse on her right hand and umbrella on her left. she could get also a hat where you can put your drinks to and suck them with a straw (whatever it is called).
UGGH! She should not be allowed out of the house. Her poor sons. What do you think they’ll be like with her for a mom?
that’s so funny because the other day my zipper broke on my shorts so I just took them off and walked around the street in my underwear.
How sad that she has to think of new antics every morning to get attention. You just know she drove by 14 Starbucks to make sure plenty of Paparazzi were on this latest one.
No seat belt either and the passenger seat conveniently pulled back so photographer can get a proper shot of her.
peep: don’t forget the beautiful BOOTS to complete the emsemble!
I’m sooooo JELUS of Britney I could die.
she’s too stupid to consider a seatbelt.
All I can think is: “What the fuck is wrong with her???”
But then I realize that it’s so many things, if I truly stopped to consider them all, my brain would implode.
ok, she’s kinda retarded. that said, i reaaally dig her outfit and she looks great (i mean, she would’ve, if it hadn’t been for her breast hangin’ out)
I like this dress, I think its pretty cute. And that could just be a bikini top. A few times I’ve done that down the highway as well to top up my tan
Not really a wardrobe malfunction if she did it on purpose. I’m getting over everyone always trying to be negative about Britney, its just so unproductive.
stupid fucking skank whore!
I feel totally responsible for supporting this trainwreck, but I can’t help it. I love her retarded inbread ass!
She makes me want to vomit every time I see this overrated ugly piece of shit. Go home idiot to your kids please, you are yesterday’s news!
Audrey - I agree! She needs some “Obaji Clear” ASAP. Do the search - it’s for malasma, choasma and other conditions which cause facial discoloration. Girl is getting a mustache!
That aside, I am, once again, disgusted. I am almost 40 years old and have NEVER flashed my ass, my cooch, my boobs, nothing. I have never lost my skirt, my pants, my top, my bra, etc. She is so obviously doing this intentionally - it happens almost daily now.
I work with a woman who’s is an Aunt by marriage to Brit’s assistant, Alli - they are all from Louisiana. She says that the family is so ashamed of Brittney that they will hardly speak her name. The whole town is ashamed of her.
Time to move on Brit. Get another gig. Maybe a las vegas topless showgirl act is the way to go. Or maybe Scores…that seems more up your Alli - LOL.
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