MAXI MAMAS: WHO OWNS IT?
Posted Friday, August 15th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer-Garner, Who-Owns-It?
The incredibly fertile ANGELINA JOLIE donned a Gerard Darel maxi dress as she joined former president Bill Clinton for the ‘Make a difference, make a commitment’ Campaign in New Orleans. Meanwhile, mum-to-be JENNIFER GARNER stayed comfy in the floral frock as she prepared for hubby Ben Affleck’s 36th birthday in Brentwood, CA.
WHO OWNS IT?
August 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Lara Croft kicks ass over Elektra.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:28 am
^^^ OH NO YOU DIDN’T JUST GO THERE!!
Jen, of course! She isn’t a man stealing skank who uses her children as a ploy to get favorable press.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:54 am
angelina jolie, no question. she fills it out a lot better.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:55 am
The beautiful Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Garner is husband cheating skank whose uses her child as a play to get favorable press.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:04 am
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!!
THEY BOTH LOOK PREGNANT AND CUTE
August 15th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Actually they both look pregnant. But the dress is horrible on both of them and the pictures are both really bad. I didn\t realize that Angie could take such a bad picture until now!
August 15th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Cant believe I’m saying this but… Jen looks better…
August 15th, 2008 at 3:14 am
i like it better blue.. so jen owns it
August 15th, 2008 at 5:43 am
angelina……
August 15th, 2008 at 6:34 am
I like it on ang only because her boobs look better in it that being said I like it alot better on jen as it suits her more.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:04 am
I believe they both do. Love em both, and love Zahara’s itty bitty version too.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Yuck, what an ugly holly hobby dress.. doesnt’ do either one of them justice
August 15th, 2008 at 9:34 am
25 Reasons You Might Be a Liberal –
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if…
* You’re sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to abortion and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
* You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled “potato,” but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57 states.
* You’d be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the Communist Party.
* You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
* You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich “aren’t paying their fair share of the taxes.”
* You put a higher priority on oil pipelines possibly inconveniencing a few caribou than you do on lowering the price of gas for everyone in the country by drilling ANWR.
* You’re worried that Osama Bin Laden might not get a fair trial if we capture him, but want George Bush thrown in prison for being too zealous in protecting us from Al-Qaeda.
* You get infuriated when you hear about the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making tens of millions of dollars, but don’t see a problem with an actor, basketball player, or trial lawyer making the same amount.
* You’re constantly seeing subtle, coded racism in campaign ads, but see nothing racist about blacks being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.
* You think it’s obscene that oil companies are allowed to make 8.3 cents per gallon in profit with gas prices this high, but would never suggest cutting the 13 cents per gallon they pay on taxes to reduce the price of gas.
* You think George Bush is a chickenhawk because he wanted to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan despite the fact that he only served in the National Guard, but you don’t think the same about Barack Obama, who has never served in the military and probably couldn’t find either country on a map without help.
* You think protesting outside of abortion clinics is extremism and should be illegal, but carrying around giant puppet heads while wearing a t-shirt that compares Bush to Hitler is just exercising your First Amendment rights.
* You think the case for global warming is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism.
* You believe the best way to fix the government screwing something up in the market is with…drumroll, please…more government intervention.
* You think the first thing we should have done when Russia invaded Georgia was to take the matter to the United Nations, where Russia sits on the UN Security Council.
* You spend your days criticizing the use of private jets, SUVS, and luxurious houses that consume enormous amounts of resources and then ride in an SUV to the airport, get on your private plane, and fly home to your luxurious house.
* You have more nice things to say about countries like Cuba and France than you do about your own country.
* You think the war in Iraq is unwinnable, but victory in the war on poverty is going to happen any day now if we can just get the Democrats back in charge.
* You won’t even support English as our national language, but can’t seem to understand why people worry about tens of millions of illegal aliens changing our culture.
* You think censorship is absolutely wrong; except when it’s applied to conservatives on college campuses or on talk radio via the fairness doctrine.
* You get more upset about an American soldier accidentally killing a civilian than you do about a terrorist deliberately blowing up a school bus full of kids.
* You think Fox News is hopelessly biased to the right, but MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, and CBS call it right down the middle.
* You think the real hero of the Cold War was Mikhail Gorbachev.
* You couldn’t care less about what Americans in states like Kansas or Virginia think of you, but you would be greatly upset if a Frenchman gave you a dirty look because you’re an American.
* You think kids in public schools should have to watch Earth in the Balance and read Heather Has Two Mommies, but no piece of literature with the word “Jesus” on it should be allowed within a hundred yards of a school.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Angelina of course, then Zahara.
Jen’s boobs are kinda saggy in it.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Angie rocks it! Jen looks ok too.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
ANGIE
August 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
ANGELINA OF COURSE!!!!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Both Ugly Dresses worn by dirty skanky social climbers.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
mimi Says:
August 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Both Ugly Dresses worn by dirty skanky social climbers.
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Lol, whats up with you girl? Feeling miserable? I understand dirty skanky? But social climbers? Since when did Angie and Jen become social climbers? Just because they wearing maxi dress? What an idiot!
Anyway, Angelina looks better in the dress, the pink color is more attractive than the blue version.
August 15th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Angie looks anorexic!! Jen wins!!
August 15th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Please………………..what ever Angie puts on - looks great!!! No competition!
August 16th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
i love angelina she is beautiful reminds me of a black woman with those lips… and she is really into ppverty in the third world coun tries unlike that other old 50 year old hag!
August 17th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
jen
August 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
angelina jolie… no competition
August 21st, 2008 at 9:58 am
jennifer
October 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
For all the Angelina Jolie haters, QUIT HATING!!! Jennifer Aniston got caught slipping, she wanted the spotlight Brad wanted a family. So, with that said, Angelina looks better in this ugly dress.
November 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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