Let’s face it — we all know Nicole Richie is not pregnant. She’s way too skinny, way too irresponsible and way too skinny. (Did I already mention that?)
But gossip blogs and tabloids love a good pregnancy story and boy-o-boy are they ever running with it!
The very latest? Nicole is using her “pregnancy” to keep her butt out of jail. As you may recall, Miss Richie was pulled over last December after she was spotted traveling in the wrong direction on the freeway.
Per Page Six:
‘”Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues,” we’re told. A rep for Richie didn’t return calls.’
I’m sorry, but this story is more BS than was Paris Hilton’s I-Don’t-Read-The-Things-I-Sign DUI defense.
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God FORBID Nicole is pregnant. She is so fucked up- the last thing she needs is a baby.
That baby will not stand a chance……with those 2 as parents?
What a loser.
This bitch can’t procreate. It’s probably been 3 years since she had her period last time!
P.S Wordpress is a streetwalker and I hate her/his ass!
Kill it before it multilplies!!!!
You are posting to fast slow down….LOL
yeah theres no way she has gotten her period in the past year, she is way too skinny…you need body fat to get your period….and that bump she is probably malnutrition making her stomach bloated. I’ve seen many many many anorexic girls with a little pudge in the stomach. I wish she would gain some weight.
yeah effin right, like they won’t lock up a pregnant lady! but i totally think she’s working the bloated tummy thing…she wasn’t in the papers cuz PHIl was in all the news so she has to do *something* to stir the pot
She’s just got that bloated belly because she’s from suffering from malnutrition.
I wonder if she got the idea from Renee Zellwegger’s character from Chicago
Even if she is preggers which GOD i hope not, that wouldnt be the most attractive offspring, plenty of bitches give birth in jail, so that is not a good plan, she should just i dunno kill herself maybe? Wow that was harsh.
if she hadn’t ended up with a family that put a silver spoon in her mouth, she woulda been in jail a loooooong time ago.
Simple Life ought to be really interesting next season. Oh, the possibilites.