NO BREAK UP — JUST A BREAK
Posted Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Filed under: Jennifer-Aniston, John-Mayer
Earlier today, British reports had John Mayer dumping his summer fling Jennifer Aniston.
Now Us Weekly reports that the couple is just taking a break. Nothing more, nothing less.
“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
“These are mature people who talk about things maturely,” the pal says. “It’s just slowed down.”
Ok, let’s face it — whether it’s now or later, John is out of the picture. Now the question is, who’s next? We say Gerard Butler. He’s handsome, talented, her age and ready for babies!
UPDATE: Here’s something interesting: an item from the New York Daily News.
Has John Mayer been crying his eyes out over his apparent split with Jennifer Aniston? His makeup artist had to use PerriconeMD’s Advanced Eye Area Therapy because the rocker’s eyes were puffy. Aniston is already dating someone else in L.A., we hear.
So, are they or aren’t they? Ahhh, we don’t know what to believe anymore!
August 13th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
jen needs to get out while she can and stop getting her heart broken.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Why does everyone assume that Jen’s heart is broken. The US article states that Jen was to go to Mexico but changed her mind. Perhaps she is one that did the cool down. The media always likes to make the women looked dumped. Like Kate and Lance, Jessica and John etc. Why is George Clooney never dumped?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Well Aniston is like Kate Hudson who opens their vajayjay so easily to men! And those men have nothing to lose, they just take advantage. As we know Jen is the agressive one in this relationship, all the pics showed that she is the one who is more affectionate and John is just playing the game. So its not a surprised that it ended or is ending after just 4 months.
So I think Jennifer should go and get Owen, or perhaps Lance, since she will get instant family, which she is desperate to have.
As for Kate, next in line for her should be John Mayer, I think they are the right fit, she seems like a bubbly fun girl, not subdude and boring like Jennifer.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
people report that they have in fact split. no surprising. They’re both easy.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Why is the media obess with this Skinny, buttaface woman love life..she is boring..
August 13th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
who care!
August 13th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
it’s all manufactured for a audience publicity
August 13th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
it’s all manufactured for audience publicity
August 13th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
That’s a shame if they broke up but that’s life. People date and split up all the time, it’s human nature. Life will go on for both of them.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
IDK, I wont believe it until I see them with other people. But even if they did split, I agree that it doesnt necessarily have to be Jen’s heartache. Please. Any man would be lucky to have her, I dont particularly like the victim role people put upon her. She is a grown woman and Im sure she is capable of taking care of herself and her lovelife.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Wonder if there’s any truth to the Gerard Butler rumor. If Aniston is dating Butler, that’s a definite upgrade in my opinion.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Jennifer is so gorgeous she’ll be okay without john mayer. She needs a real man in her life.
August 13th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
No way wouls umber hottie Mr Gerard Butler date a loser like Anniston. She must have some serious STD by now!!!!