JESSICA’S FALSE PREGNANCY SCARE

Joined by her mane man Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson was spotted making her way to Mr. Chow last night to satisfy some late night cravings.

Looking like a sexy country bumpkin in a pair of denim short shorts and a red floral print shirt, Jessica and Kev wined and dined for hours before attempting to slip out the back door.

In other Simpson news, Jessica recently told her boyfriend Tony Romo’s family she was pregnant….but it turned out to be a false reading.

A source said: “There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home. Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family. The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. This is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”

Jessica is said to have been devastated at the family’s response, especially as she was later forced to admit she had made a mistake after allegedly misreading the test.

A source added to the National Enquirer: “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.”

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24 Comments

  1. FabChick
    August-12-2008 @ 10:22 am

    Oh gaw, stop with all these rumors.

  2. Anonymous
    August-12-2008 @ 10:28 am

    ^ i agree. do you really think his parents acted like that? i want a source!
    .
    look at her feet. i hate when toes hang off shoes like that. gross!

  3. Nilo
    August-12-2008 @ 10:28 am

    Ouch!!! That has got to hurt. The family is not into her and if you dont have family support you have nothing. I feel bad for her.

  4. Kim
    August-12-2008 @ 10:29 am

    It was a publicity stunt to promote her shitty country album. Pop music and Hollywood didn’t work for her. Now she goes country and starts marriage and pregnancy rumors. She’s upset that Ashlee is getting more publicity than she is. But she still does interviews saying how religious she is and how she and Tony before going to bed. The dumb blonde doesn’t realize that in order to be truly religious, you can’t have sex with everything that walks, cheat on your husband and leave him for another man (Adam Levine), and drink and do do drugs all throughout Hollywood casting couches.

  5. Cheap Trick
    August-12-2008 @ 10:29 am

    Feverishly trying to conceive????I don’t think Jessica would even go that low to keep a man.And,it isn’t “that” hard to get knocked up if you really want.Oops..I guess my pill (that I purposely missed) didn’t work.WHATEVER!

  6. Kim
    August-12-2008 @ 10:30 am

    how she and Tony pray before going to bed

  7. Cheap Trick
    August-12-2008 @ 10:34 am

    Kim…damn you must know her personally to know everything she does.Get a life.Nick was a reverse beard.He was jealous of her talent and the fact that his boy band did not work out in the end.I recall on a Newlyweds episode where he played his crappy demo.Ha!He was done back then.I don’t think that Jessica is starting any of these rumors.

  8. Junkie
    August-12-2008 @ 10:37 am

    Beautiful but dumb. My pet peeve - why does she always wear shoes a size smaller than she should?

  9. Me
    August-12-2008 @ 10:48 am

    Cheep Trick, what talent was Nick Jelous of? she has no talent, she is cute and has huge jugs, that is why she is were she is today, every since her and nick split, she has gone down hill, she is now a huge whore and who will sleep with anything that walks! I lost all respect for her! Sorry she’s a skank!

  10. Seer
    August-12-2008 @ 10:55 am

    Country Music is a great fit for her. She will do well in music and current relationship. This lady has a noble heart and attracts many good things in her life.

  11. Cheap Trick
    August-12-2008 @ 11:03 am

    Me… She has made millions on her fashion/shoes/Jewelry lines.She is richer than either of us I can assure you.She had to get it from somewhere!Nick on the other hand, is stuck doing crappy choir shows.I actually liked Nick, and at one time would have found myself in between a Lachey sandwich.Not so much anymore!

  12. Cheap Trick
    August-12-2008 @ 11:10 am

    Me…are you really Kim?

  13. lola lola
    August-12-2008 @ 11:32 am

    Who wears jean shorts to dinner?!? YUK!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey Seer, maybe she’ll attract a stylist. She needs one!

  14. My2cents
    August-12-2008 @ 11:36 am

    She dresses so strange.

  15. Toonkinstein
    August-12-2008 @ 11:43 am

    entrapment….yea, that always makes a relationship work….

  16. LAURIE SMITH
    August-12-2008 @ 11:47 am

    Now she knows how the family feels about her…They don’t like the idea that
    she wants to have a baby..

    Nor do they like the idea of announcing it to them before she really knows. She has a partnership with her father and another person… If she is richer that Jlo
    than why not have her on the Forbes list…

  17. Shell
    August-12-2008 @ 12:23 pm

    Misread the pregnancy test?

    Plus means pregnant
    Minus means Not pregnant.

    2 lines means yes
    1 line means no

    Duh.

  18. Me
    August-12-2008 @ 12:27 pm

    Cheep Trick, so money is what makes you a successful? I don’t care how much money she has, she has no self respect. That to me is worth more than $ 100,000,000 money comes and goes, but who you look at in the mirror is there for life! I am not saying I am team Nick, but, really, she isn’t that talented. If it weren’t for the Newlyweds she would be a nothing. Nick played a part in that, every movie, and album she has had since then has tanked! And to top that off, she’s a skank!

  19. Me
    August-12-2008 @ 12:42 pm

    17 lol!

  20. victor newman
    August-12-2008 @ 1:19 pm

    I don’t believe this story bunch of BS.

  21. Indiesr
    August-12-2008 @ 3:38 pm

    I just want to say, thanks to all of you for the laughs :) Now take a bow each of you.

    My opinion, its just another rumer to keep Jess in the lime light wether good or bad press it doesnt matter as long as Jess is kept relevant. Oh, sad to say, I do like her shoes and handbags (but I only buy them on sale, I never pay full price> )

  22. Stephi
    August-13-2008 @ 1:02 am

    I call crap on all this. It sounds all made up. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jessica was talking babies, but I think now would be a really bad time for her considering she’s still promoting her album and stuff.

  23. Kim
    August-13-2008 @ 10:10 pm

    Cheap Trick, Nick was more famous than Jessica when they met. Nick made more money than Jessica when they met. Jessica refused to sign his prenuptial agreement.

    Jessica was always in the shadows of Christina and Britney. Jessica thought she could do better than Nick and broke up with Nick. Then Jessica’s album sales went down and her single flopped. September 11 happened. Even Sony Music insiders said Jessica and her father approached Nick for Nick to take back Jessica ant that she would say 911 brought them back together again. She, not Nick, went on every single show and did every single interview using the mass murder of innocent people to promote her shitty music and career.

    Being married to the clean cut Nick made her “career”. Jessica would never have gotten the reality show if she wasn’t married to Nick. He provided the so-called “good girl” image she so desperately wanted because she and her father did everything to hide the fact that she was always a whore and used religion and God to make her seem pure and innocent.

    While married to Nick, Jessica cheated on him and it’s very well documented. Jessica once again left Nick and this time for musician Adam Levine. Adam Levine then dumped Jessica because he never wanted a relationship. He only wanted to fuck a cheap whore. He only wanted sex. Jessica then TRIED to get Nick back but he turned her down. Now she fucks anything in sight. Nick is better off without Jessica and her father. Jessica now looks like a tranny twice her age. She only went country now because pop music and Hollywood and the Hollywood casting couch turned her away. But Jessica is a fake and a fraud and will be thrown away by country music soon. They already boed her the other week when she showed up looking like a cheap drugged out whore.

  24. Cherry
    August-14-2008 @ 3:14 am

    Kim- you seem a little crazy there.

    Do you think anyone believes any o fthe crap you probably spend 20 minutes composing?

    Get a life….better still- GET OVER IT. :)

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