The no-so-simple life just got a whole lot sweeter for self-pitying felon Paris Hilton.
While she wages on with her Get-Out-of-Jail campaign, the hotel heirhead has been placed in a comfy private room at Lynwood’s Century Regional Detention Facility in the meantime — not her previous cell which was in a building (nicknamed ‘The Dings’) where 200 “dingbats” are housed.)
TMZ has the specs of Hilton’s new digs:
‘Hilton’s new 12′ x 8′ pad is an upgrade from the mad scene over at Twin Towers, which has 196 beds on three floors — many of which are occupied by crazy inmates.According to Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore, the Lynwood clinic is commonly referred to as a “step-down unit — where female inmates are often transferred after their medical conditions have begun to stabilize.”‘
Once the drama queen finally stops freaking out, her butt will be sent back to the exclusive celeb section of the very same jail she had her initial meltdown.
I swear, not since Heidi Fleiss has a woman behind bars received so much damn press!
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i thought that lynnwood ‘was soooo overcrowded’. get this infected whore a roommate who WILL beat her ass.
the Heidi Fleiss shit was alot more interesting too!
I think it’s funny this whole claustrophobic thing never came up when she was squeezing into bathroom stalls to shove blow up her nose.. WHAT A DOUCHE
Arasto, I have a suggestion. I’m not sure you read the comments but anyway! Could you possibly put all the Herpes Hilton aka Beak’s updates in one post, so we can avoid every second post being about her.. That way you save a lot of space, and we don’t have to post the same shit about how much we hate her ass a million times… Just a suggestion?? Peace!
they should have put in a fucking Dumpster.
They need to stop moving her around! In order to really settle herself down she needs some stability and time to get used to her surroundings. If they keep moving her around like they are she’s just going to get even more distressed.
well boo fucking hoo, I hope they move her to a new facility every day and drive her around town slowly to humiliate her and open the windows so that people can egg her ass!