It appears that Serena Williams will go to any length to win gold at the Olympics.
During today’s First Round match, the tennis ace replaced her old right arm with a weapon of mass destruction that makes the Bionic Woman look more like an Olsen twin.
It’s no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds over 125 mph!
Needless to say, Miss Williams went on to demolish tournament debutant Olga Govortsova of Belarus 6-3, 2-1 amid rain and a bum knee.
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Gorilla !!!!!!
Go Serena!! I’m in awe of her athleticism, talent and amazingly sculptured body!
She is sooo yolked and i dont think she lifts weights!!
your mamas a gorilla lover mike c.. you are always on here with your racist crap as* jokes… gorilla my as*.. id rather be a gorilla of color instead of a white pale gorilla.. so you go albino gorilla!
i know thats right , some of these racist people always want to call blacks ugly but have they looked in the mirror lately, thats why the plastic suorgron is rich off of them, ugly aint the word and long noses, but i see ugly on that race too! i guess rosie o is a move star!
Wait til she loses and turns into snarly Serena!! She is the poorest sore loser I have ever seen.
go on and get that gold medal, girl!
There are very smart, talented and beautiful women in this world, the Williams sisters unfortunately posses only two of these qualities.
and beauty is in the eye of the beholder… i could care less about beauty especially if the person is a mean selfcenterd sob! give me kindness any day of the week and somebody’s ugliness is anothers beauty and some ones beauty is ugly to another.. and unfortunetly some folks have none of those three qualiites! and then there is always the ones who have none but think they do!!
nobody said she was Halle Berry,,, but then again a whole lot of woman all kinds cant compare .. so thats how it goes!!
I am sorry about the Gorilla comment–actually when I first looked at that picture I thought it was Mike Tyson but then I thought it was a gorilla and finally I figured it might be Serena; sorry for the misunderstanding….
MikeC (C for cunt I bet) if you’re going to be a racist, at least commit to it. You’re certainly not a comedienne. Maybe you’re just a dumb bitch.
Better take another good look at that picture Marline—see what I mean???? Five to one that for you it’s like looking into a mirror–am I right???? Don’t get so upset, we are all just having fun here….
but mikec … thats was harsh to say gorilla… serena is a nice young lady and she is classy.. at least she doesnt run around showing her vag and with fake boobs and no talent … shes is good in what she does and thats all that matters.. like one said no shes not Halle Berry… but how many are and i agree leave the jokes to the comedians especially when it is as low down as to crack on a persons looks.. thays just trifling!!
OK Timberwolf–you win–i”ll be nicer in the future….but….I do not hear this kind of complaining when we all tear into Rumor Willis about her looks….
mike c.. oh i will complain … b/c i dont care for folks talking about .looks.. its not a black white thing… so lets dont make it into one…. the reason i take up for Serena is because i hear it more about her looks and that gorilla crap and i never have heard any about Rumor…. like i said every time serena is on here, you can bet your life someone will make a racist staement about her looking like a monkey or gorilla….. thats why i said dont only talk about serena b/c i can name some ugly white folks and some black ones too so it aint no race damn thing…. don imus, howard stern, rosie o, mick jagger, don knotts, dogg the bounty hunter,, flavor flav, jayz and more, i never said Jay z was cute, but you can be ugly and still have swagger and he has that and that imus and those others dont have it! so its a fact its ugly in both races,,, and im talking ugly women too! barbara steisand was never no beauty! but when you call folks monkeys and gorilla you cross the line.
Mike c.. thanks but i wasnt trying to win,,,, just saying i have seen some uglier women than serena but i would never put them with a animal! thats just cruel! and she such a nice young lady not like that bitchey britney and that snotty racist paris and that drug addict lindsay!
a gorilla just escaped the zoo
Seremana Williman should not be playing women’s tennis, pit her against fellow gorillas.