CROCODILE TEARS?

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Looks like Paris Hilton’s return to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, CA will be only temporary.

Why, you ask? It appears poor Paris simply can’t handle the confines of a cell. As an insider tells TMZ, “To describe Paris as emotionally upset would be an understatement.”

‘TMZ has confirmed she’s in the medical wing at the jail and is being “evaluated.” We’re told Sheriff’s officials believed she was stable enough, and that’s why she was transferred. But our source is doubtful and says she “will not be able to handle” the cell she was in before. We’re told the root of the problem — severe panic attacks.’

If Hilton’s sympathy-seeking Get-Out-of-Jail plan works out, she will be returned to the medical ward at Twin Towers within 48 hours.

What can I say? The woman is genius!

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9 Comments

  1. yeahso?
    June-14-2007 @ 7:52 am

    she better be careful with her crying about all of this. so many people have already turned against her due to the special treatment and if she wants to milk this big time when she gets out she better shut the fuck up and deal.

  2. dottcomm1
    June-14-2007 @ 8:03 am

    you’d think she was a p.o.w. in a militant camp. her panic attack is “omg! people who are beneath me may see me without make-up!”

  3. parissucksliterally
    June-14-2007 @ 8:04 am

    I agree, yeahso?. she should handle this quietly- she might actually get some respect.
    This whiny shit is only making people laugh at her….well, at least I’m laughing.

  4. only.1.without.herpes
    June-14-2007 @ 8:23 am

    WTF… seriously? This is a fiasco and truely shoes us and the rest of the world the priorities we have in this country. We are supposed to be “freeing” countries from oppressive rule that gives special priveledges to the rich and elite.. WHO’s GOING TO FREE US from HOLLYWOOD!!!????

  5. NINI
    June-14-2007 @ 8:51 am

    PSL…Funny!Tears don’t fool me.Had an ex that used to cry when he was “sorry”.WHATEVER!

  6. Hanoi Hilton
    June-14-2007 @ 9:19 am

    Put the dumbass whore bitch in the friggin’ cell and throw away the key!

  7. jane doe
    June-14-2007 @ 10:04 am

    It’s amazing how much special treatment this asshole is getting. Seriously, how many of the other women in that jail that aren’t famous have panic attacks? I’m sure when they complain they’re told to shut up and do their time. It really sickens me how the rich and famous get away with so much crap. Put her in her freaking cell and let her bang her head against the wall if she wants to. She’s having a huge tantrum because she’s not getting what she wants. Stupid bitch.

  8. l
    June-14-2007 @ 10:57 am

    two words.stupid.bitch.

  9. hotbitch
    June-14-2007 @ 11:41 am

    This dumb ho needs to just sit her tired ass down and shut the fuck up. Hell, she’s LUCKY to have her own cell. Because I would be in there chilling with a book everyday. It might suck but it beats general population anyday. She’s so damn stupid and so is the LA Sherrif’s Dept. for babying her. So the hell what if she has a breakdown? It’s JAIL. I hope she realizes that no one has any respect for her.

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