BALDWIN BEATS IT

Is Alec Baldwin losing his marbles?

During this rather nervous interview with The Los Angeles Times, the award-winning actor plays with a computer, waxes randomly about life and then, poof — he’s gone!

Alec on turning 50 in April: “A man turns 50 and he has a funeral for the skills that he never had. He says goodbye. I’m never gonna be a cop, never gonna be a professional baseball player, never going to play the piano, a ballet dancer, the leading rusher in the NFL. All those things gone. But! There’s other things to do. The world is run by men in their 50s. So I’m trying to decide what to do when I quit this business.”

Alec on a potential career in politics: “What would I run for? Yeah, I do have to find another career. I don’t want to do this. . . . I don’t.”

Alec on the difference between cable and network: “I love The Sopranos; I love everything on the cable stations where it’s much more hard-edged, salty, more adult. The networks, we don’t have that luxury. … To talk about what I want to do to Condoleezza Rice sexually without saying something really, really anatomical — that takes a lot of doing.”

Then he suddenly stood up and said, “Lemme go find out something, hold on” and, inexplicably, went to lunch.

He’s yet to return.

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10 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    August-6-2008 @ 9:30 pm

    Vile and disgusting human piece of shiit.

  2. wtf
    August-6-2008 @ 9:31 pm

    Did he just fantasize about raping a black woman ??????

  3. mimi
    August-6-2008 @ 9:33 pm

    another hollyweird darling
    let me guess he will campaign for obama.
    Raping Condi …….insane

  4. M
    August-6-2008 @ 9:34 pm

    He looks like he has been drinking! He should go to HBO and do show… he would be really good on cable.

  5. mimi
    August-6-2008 @ 9:35 pm

    Prepare to here Obama throw Alec under the bus.

    ” To the citizens of the world Alec Baldwin is not the Alec I once knew”

  6. Jules
    August-6-2008 @ 9:36 pm

    Sounds like he is turning into an old guy. Used to be the sexiest guy I remeber but still looks pretty good just a little fat.

  7. theocdisorder
    August-6-2008 @ 9:50 pm

    i don’t care what he says here. he’s brilliant on 30 rock.

  8. hairball
    August-6-2008 @ 10:54 pm

    He is great on 30 Rock. But he looks like a gross grizzly bear here.

  9. MikeC...
    August-6-2008 @ 11:21 pm

    There just seems to something wrong with all the Baldwins–a mental genetic defect perhaps???

  10. Anonymous
    August-7-2008 @ 10:25 am

    ^^^^^^^^to funny lol.

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