MEN ON PARADE
Posted Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Filed under: Adrien-Grenier, Apolo-Ohno, Blake-Lewis, Chris-Evans, Jake-Gyllenhaal, Justin-Timberlake, Kenny-Chesney, Ludacris, Maksim-Chmerkovskiy, Matthew-McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey is People’s new ‘Bachelor of the Year.’
They interview his mom and find out about life in that airstream trailer. But he’s far from being the only hunk in the mag listing 2007’s Hottest Bachelors, which hits newsstands on June 15. People also has categories for Scruffy Guys with Sex Appeal, Sexy Smart guys, Funny Guys, Powerplayers and Lean, Green Sexymachines (”ecocrusaders”).
Is there anybody who is not on one of these lists?
Let’s take a look at just some of the people who made this year’s list.
Matthew Mcconaughey (is there a hot list (or gay man) that he isn’t topping lately?), Jake Gyllenhaal (the token non-threatening boy-next-door), Chris Evans (well deserved), Maksim Chmerkovskiy (who?), Ludacris (token black dude)
Kenny Chesney (token gay dude), Blake Lewis (his 15-minutes of fame aren’t up yet?), Adrien Grenier (don’t his blue eyes just make you melt?), Apolo Ohno (someone owes his publicist a big raise), Justin Timberlake (seriously? I mean, seriously??)
June 13th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Blake? hahahahahahaha
June 13th, 2007 at 8:06 am
EXACTLY!! BLAKE?! He’s 5′ TALL!
JUSTIN IS IN NO WAY HOT - HE’S AVERAGE LOOKING … JAKE & ADRIEN ARE PRETTY HOT BUT THATS ABOUT IT
June 13th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Yeah Maksim is HOTTTTT!!!
June 13th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Kenny……lol,only with a hat on.Speaking of which,Tim Mcgraw was looking awful full in the head the other day.I wonder if he had something done.Does anyone know????
June 13th, 2007 at 8:23 am
Bleh none of them are HOT.
June 13th, 2007 at 8:23 am
adrien is one sexxyyyyy guy. Blake has a cute face and great personality( it seems) but he def. does put off a gay vibe.
June 13th, 2007 at 8:27 am
I love how you actualy comment on the list! u have absolutley no taste and ur jokes are getting lame. U think Chris Evans is hot? wow that says alot
June 13th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Jake’s are the blue eyes that make me melt. LOVE him!
June 13th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Blake is not hot! Not HOT, Justin is BLAH!
June 13th, 2007 at 8:39 am
adrien’s head is way too big for his body. and doesn’t he own a razor?
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June 13th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Chris and Jake are sexy beats!
June 13th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Justin Timberlake is NOT hot! He looks like a little boy.
Matthew McConagay is nasty, dirty and smelly looking. Definitely NOT hot.
In fact, none of these guys are hot. If I had to choose, then Jake Gyllenhaal.
June 13th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Apolo Anton Ohno is sexy and sweet…what a combo!
June 13th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Common denominator = They’re GAY.
June 13th, 2007 at 9:28 am
OMG, they all have one thing in common: ugliness. This is the saddest lineup of so called hotness that I’ve ever seen. What’s happening to the world?
June 13th, 2007 at 9:41 am
ALL FUG!
June 13th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Maxsim and Apolo were both on dancing with the stars, your ‘who’ comment was fucking stupid!
June 13th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Adrien really is gorgeous.. And although I hate myself for saying it, cause lately his ass is annoying me, Justin does have a lot of sexappeal. He is not your average darkhaired blue-eyed hottie, but there’s something about it.
McConaughey is a caveman and I don’t get his appeal AT ALL.
June 13th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Maks is hot. He is from Dancing with the Stars. So women know him and appreciate his bod.
June 13th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Maksim is that arrogant f**** from DWTS.
June 13th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Maksim WHO?
Apolo is a midget for goodness sake
June 13th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Maksim and Adrien both are hot! Maks is not arrogant, so you can keep your two cents (said with a smile)
June 13th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Maksim is definitely hot. And he is a gentle person and definitely not arrogant. His star is beginning to shine very bright….
June 13th, 2007 at 11:39 am
DWTS pro dancer Maks is gorgeous and very goodlooking. And he has great demeanor, and not arrogant at all.
June 13th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Maks sucks
June 13th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Adrien and Jake are cute but other than that nothing special in the list.
June 13th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Maks is so HOT!!!
June 13th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Maksim is by far the most sexist man. Come on, a macho dancer, what more can a girl ask for?????? HE IS HOT! Check out his eyes (bedroom eyes) and those jeans he sports, beautiful…. along with everything else. Yup, his star is shining, GO MAKS!
June 13th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Maks is really sexy; he also is hot and real not too hollywood yet. Adrien is hot too……but maks makes me melt lol..
June 13th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I don’t understand the Matthew McConaughy gay man comment. Is there major gossip that I missed??? Inquiring minds want to know!
June 14th, 2007 at 4:06 am
adrien grenier is one of the most unattractive looking guys i have ever seen
June 14th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Maksim is so gorgeous. I can honestly say that I have never seen a man that can come as close to perfection as Maks has. The man is a god. I’m glad that Blaise is up there as well. I can admit that Apollo is kinda cute, but in no way at all is he hot enough to be ranked in this.
June 26th, 2007 at 9:48 am
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