Eight-months pregnant has never looked so…..photoshopped?
British tabloid princess Jordan proves she’s still every bit the glamour tramp she was pre-pregnancy in a new nude photo shoot starring the mommy-to-be and her dashing hubby, Peter Andre.
Sorta nice in a keep-in-mind-it’s-Jordan-we’re-talking-about-here sorta way, right?
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Her photos may not be high fashion but in her own way she looks hot. I think pregnancy is gorgeous and these photos are probably the nicest nudes Jordan has ever done. It’s funny to me that her boobs are nearly as far out as her belly though! And airbrushing or not, her body is looking amazing for a pregnant woman about to pop!
I can’t help it, I love her.
I like the first one.
The second looks horrendous.
stradling the swing, all nekkid…ick.
i don’t get why she is straddling the swing. couldn’t she have been front on and crossed her legs or something?
I was thinkin the same thing as commenters #4 & 5. Someone better wipe that swing after she gets off.
i want to know what is up with her face in the second pic……?!
How is Peter “dashing” Arasto?? Hoooow? He looks like a plastic troll…
Ahahahahaha!!! I burst out laughing when I saw these ridiculous shots! OMG, it’s WAY beyond cheesy. And what is up with her face in the second pic? Plus, it looks like she’s floating in the air and not sitting on something. Why is Peter Andre not naked if she is? It doesn’t make any sense! Also, it looks like her tits were photoshopped too. Those ginormous monstrosities look smaller in these pics.
A lot of Brits love Jordan over here, she’s tacky and she knows it but you wouldn’t laugh at her so much when you knew how much a girl that started out doing glamour (topless for the uneducated ; ) modelling earns now. She’s FILTHY RICH! But she’s also surprisingly very witty and I’d rather watch her in a reality TV show than Victoria Beckham her supposed ‘arch nemesis’.This picture is CLASSIC Jordan and believe me, her boobs ARE that big, they’re fake so she’s way out of porportion because she’s much thinner everywhere else. I think she’s getting them downsized….see, listen to all those facts, I LOVE Jordan!
Too much trash for me. Blech!!
FYI, Supersonic we don’t use words like “glamour” to describe topless. Doesn’t mean we’re uneducated. I must say that I can’t hate on Jordan, though. She IS filthy rich. But her ass (or lack thereof) looks absolutely horrid in that second pic. And for the life of me I don’t know how she stays so skinny when pregnant. Not that I even want to be that skinny but she doesn’t gain weight anywhere but her belly. Bitch.
hotbitch, I’m sure her fat has been photoshopped out of the pics. Her skind looks too smooth and perfect to be real. Don’t be fooled!
Yup…she is FILTHY rich.
Who the hell is this woman?
Why is she famous?
Who is the queen in the suit?
Absolutely REVOLTING. Both of them.
I don’t EVER want to hear a Brit snarking on American culture, ever again. You people have your own level of trash-loving tastelessness that is just as bottom-feeding as anything Americans have produced.
I am 34 weeks pregnant. Photoshop still has the power to make girls feel crappy about themselves at this stage in life. What a sad state of affairs.
her ass and legs are dead skinny because she had lipo a few years ago!!!!
if only we all could
sugarjones, congrats.
^Sugarjones, don’t sweat it. I have NEVER seen a woman look like this in real life when she was pregnant. FAKE is all I can say.
They photoshopped her ass out of the second pic!
i like how she has a huge ass in picture 1 and absolutely nothing in picture 2…one is over plumped and the other is removed… someone needs to fire her photoshopper…
I can’t help it — I love her too. She’s so unapologetic for being so trashy. All the way to the bank!
Hotbitch, she isn’t using the word “glamour” to say topless modeling is glamourous, that is what they call it in England to be polite. They actually have “glamour models” in newspapers and things like that, that is where “Ginger” Geri Halliwell Spice started out. Its like us calling strippers “erotic dancers”.
who the hell are these people?
her boobs are more famous that her face
The retoucher didn’t do a very good job of slicing off some big ass and still keep its roundness. Is that eerie man a real person or is that a wax replica. And what’s up with his creepy little hand on the right side of the picture. Looks like his mum took Thalidomide when he was sprouting. Ick.
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