The wonders of modern medicine have really paid off for Lucite streetwalker Shauna Sand.
The soon-to-be 37-year-old mother-of-three oiled up, stuffed her gorgeous golden, re-engineered girls into a tiny blue bikini and gave Miami vacationers a pole-free peep show yesterday.
In case of emergency, Miss Sand may be used as a flotation device.
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Say what you want…she has fake boobs, lips, etc. But she has an amzing body and you cant deny that.
Ewwwww! Who wants to see her store-bought boobs hanging down to there? Gravity’s cruel.
Cant this bitch find some other shoes?? I mean really…you are going to the freakin’ pool put on some flip-flops. Nasty hooker!!
She is just ridiculous!!
She looks good for what she is going for, but what I have a problem with is what kind of a message is she sending her girls about women in society?
She is a hore, why even cover up, she let her va jay jay hang out and pho togs got the shots, just walk around naked! Yuck! I bet her kids are embarassed!
She is skank personified. I feel bad for her girls to have a mother that looks like trashy hooker!
im sorry but who is she?? ive seen her on TMZ but i dont even know who she is… looks good for a mother of 3 though, i must admit!
This whore is pathetic.
She is hot!!!
She wore the lucite shoes to the pool? Ba ha ha ha ha! I’m a bit impressed with that, I mean how does she not slip and fall near all the water?
Yeah, I can’t imagine what it would be like if she were my mother.
great body, busted face…..the ridiculous boobs need to go down a size or 2 also….
she wears lucite heels EVERYWHERE.
Is she was my momma, I would surely run the hell away as fast as possible!
And those damn shoes!
Can we please take up a donation for this skank?!?
I’m sorry, but there comes a time in life when you REMOVE the belly ring. I had one for 12 years, then did not want to be in my mid 30’s with a belly ring. Looks silly to me.
Who the hell wears that much make-up to the pool/beach?? And poor poor girl - she has no butt whatsoever.
look at that fat slob oggling her boney ass - gross
i always had a feeling parissucksliterally might be a cutie.
from the breasts down her body looks like a 12 year old.
I always had a feeling adam posts under several different names to co-sign his own bullshit. parissucksliterally doesn’t want your zz top white trash fucking ass, so stop trying to flirt with her.
Jaymie, Shauna’s one of Lorenzo Lamas’ ex wives.
Those “girls” look too saggy to have been “re-engineered”
Her body is fine but her face looks like a Halloween mask. She’s overdone the surgeries. Plus, she must have those shoes glued to her feet cause she wears them everywhere. Love the fat guy staring at her though, that is a classic.
I’m probably the only one who thinks it, but I think she looks pretty hot here…trashy yes and porn-star like…but hot. Her body is great for her age and even if she does look fake, I think that’s the look she’s going for. She’s not trying to be a natural beauty, she’s trying to be a Playboy bunny and she is definately succeeding. I don’t really see the problem with having a belly ring if you have a great body like this. If I still have my flat tummy when I’m her age, I’ll keep mine.
You gotta give her credit…she’s not pretending to be something she’s not!
xoxoxo.
OHHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDD she did not where her work shoes to the beach…….and she still is using her kids Crayola’s for her makeup…..someone, this is a fashion emergency…..what is that show called with that chick Finola?? How do I look, they need to do a celebrity version…..Britney could be on it, Mariah, Winehouse….the list goes on and onnnnnnnnnn
is that even a woman?