PHYSICAL SMACKDOWN AT CASA BRANGELINA
Posted Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Brad-Pitt
Looks like the paparazzi have taken a page out of the Fight Club handbook.
Camouflaged photogs who got on to the grounds of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s chateau in southern France yesterday reportedly fought with the A-list couple’s guards.
Both sides filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and causing injury. Luckily it wasn’t anything too bad — just a few bruises and scratches and “nothing nasty.”
Says Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot: “One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out.”
A judge will rule on whether the legal complaints should be pursued further.
Stay tuned!


July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
It’s France motherfuckers, so kill those sleazebags.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
i’m all for their privacy. paps trespassed - should have been shot on site!
July 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Where the hell do the paps get off trying to press charges? They can’t even pretend they accidentally trespassed - um, you were wearing CAMO, dirtbags. That is so creepy. Don’t they stop to think they could be mistaken for kidnappers, assassins, home invaders, etc. and get killed by the guards?! Stupid, incredibly violative and just plain icky.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:30 am
I hope the paparazzi leave them alone.
July 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
THEY DESERVE TO HAVE SOME PRIVACY
July 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
IF THEY WANTED PRIVACY THAN WHY HAVE A HOME THAT IS WIDE OPEN…
AND HAS NO PRIVACY WHAT SO EVER..WHY NOT MOVE TO A UNDISCLOSED
LOCATIONSO THAT THE WE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK AND TIRED OF
HEARING ABOUT THEM.. CAN BE LEFT WITHOUT HIS WHINING LIKE A KID…
TAKE A LOOK AT ARIEL VIEW OF YOUR PROPERTY.. DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GREAT PLACE
TO RACE KIDS IN PRIVATE.. NOT… WHERE ARE THE GATES.. JUST LOOKING AT THE
PROPERTY ANYONE CAN GET IN..
July 25th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Yes, Laurie, actually it does look a great place to “race” kids. Throw a bit in their mouths and a saddle on their backs and make the little fuckers trot the grounds for carrots and sugar cubes.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
why does the press worship this couple and Obama ?????????????????????????????????????
July 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Those fuckers i would sue their arses off!
July 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Paparazzi clash with Jolie’s bodyguards
“We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy’s just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C,” he told Reuters.
“The family are really fed up that these people are trespassing so we’re going to try to get restraining orders and use the law to do whatever we have to keep them off the property,” he said.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“make the little fuckers trot the grounds for carrots and sugar cubes.”
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Hah! Good one.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
TRESPASSING IS AGAINST THE LAW!!!
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And Laurie.. do you honestly think the paps are gonna let Brangelina get away with and undisclosed location? Those fuckers are swinging from Helicopters to take pics.. that sites like this and mags buy b/c, guess what? People want to see the pics… it’s a chain reaction… sooooooo… I will repeat this ONCE AGAIN… if you don’t like them, then stop commenting on them… you are only giving their posts more hits which keeps them coming…
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AND ANON #8 — really, Obama? Is it necessary to make every thread political? It’s a fucking gossip site for Christ’sake!
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SHEESH, some of the posters on this site are out of their GAUDAMN MINDS!
July 25th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Yes, they can get away with an undisclosed location. They love this attention.
July 26th, 2008 at 1:48 am
giftbox: LOL