IT WAS A CASE OF IN VITRO FOR BRANGELINA!

Posted Thursday, July 24th, 2008 at 10:47 am
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The upcoming issue of Us Weekly claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins were the result of in vitro fertilization and not the result of some good old-fashioned whoopie.

The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent.

There are many medical details and statistics about the procedure. We do not think that we needed to know these things.

31 Responses to “IT WAS A CASE OF IN VITRO FOR BRANGELINA!”

  1. anonymous Says:

    Duh! This is not news twins are a trend in hollywood like a new chanel bag or something.

  2. spinner Says:

    Of course it was. Nice hairpiece, Brad.

  3. The Truth Says:

    This story is full of crap and i have you know that twins run on both their sides of the family (Anon 10:04) but only the mothers side counts and angie has a female cousin who has twins and her mother’s brothers are twins so give me a break Us Magazine maybe you should have done your homework and i hope they sue. Lol @ people who believe anything written by Us magazine especailly since they have been wrong constantly (hello she’s not having twins and jessica and tony split lol) and can’t get anyone on the cover besides heidi and spencer and reality stars babies Lol. Us mag really does have some readers that will believe anything.

  4. big whoop Says:

    Angelina jolie is a joke and brad looks old as hell.

  5. Leandra Says:

    Is this supposed to be newsworthy? Who cares? They have twins,a boy and a girl, end of story. What is the point of nosing into their personal business regarding their reproduction choices and then posting this crap online….next.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    brad has lost whatever he had many moons ago.
    im sure angie will up grade soon.
    and im also sure that angie DID have this done, that is how selfish and a media whore she is

  7. faye Says:

    LOL, im sure source is the one who told them that Angelina is not having twins but just one baby!!!

    US weekly is pathetic, it will fold soon. Its owner is trying to sell the magazine. So Janice Min is desperate to increase sales.

  8. Toonkinstein Says:

    like I said….WHO CARES?????

  9. julia Says:

    give me A BREAK, my mom got pregnant with fraternal twins when she was 35 and there was no invitro, let celebrities leave thei lives in peace, they are human too and can get experience normal things too.

  10. joe Says:

    HEY ~ I sell my sperm weekly at Dr. Arthur Wisot’s L.A.’s Reproductive Medical Group.
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    Maybe one of Angelina Jolie’s new babies is MINE !!!
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    I need a lawyer to sue for parental support.

  11. Wacka Wacka Says:

    Actually the chance of having twins increases with age. That aside who cares lol.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    this didn’t occur to anyone before??? she was reed thin, and depressed (all knock out punches to getting preggars) and as i’ve said before…she’s a collector! one day it will become evident that, even though she is giving these children a potentially wonderful life, the main purpose (other than to hold onto her stolen man) is to surround herself with people (either around her or growing IN her) that have to love her. she’s a cutter, and a self hating depressive…her children give her great solace and comfort…let’s hope she winds up giving at least as much as she gets…then no one gets hurt. her father was correct when he recounted the seriousness of her mental illness…people have children for all sorts of reasons…this is probably not the worst of them…but in vitro…why not? the wealthy can control almost everything else around them…why not the speed and quantitly of their reproduction??

  13. Anonymous Says:

    All of them get IVF, just think about all the celebrities with twins. Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Dennis Quaid, Jenifer Lopez, Jane Seymour….the list goes on and on I’m sure. But how many have triplets, quads or quints? Zero, which makes you wonder how many are selectively reducing aka aborting their babies.

  14. Nova Says:

    I had fraternal twins at age 30….with no in vitro. They say that there is a HIGHER chance of having twins for a woman in her 30’s…so I dont know where you get that info.

    My mothers father was a fraternal twin though…so yeah, they ran in my family. It normally skips a generation…the gene goes dormant every other generation.

    They are merely speculating that AJ had in vitro….they dont know for sure.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    poor baby, somebody took a picture you didn’t get paid for. If they pay you I guess You will drop the case.

  16. Nova Says:

    i suspect that J-Lo had in vitro merely because she went for so long without getting pregnant, yet she was always saying in interviews that she was trying for babies. As for AJ…she had already had a baby, so I doubt very much she needed in vitro….UNLESS she was having trouble concieving…she was super duper skinny and might have been having trouble.

  17. adam Says:

    breeders

  18. Lainey says Says:

    Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro!
    Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly.

    But just because Us isn’t getting the pictures, doesn’t mean they don’t have a better story. Take a look at the latest cover – totally explosive!

    The magazine cites Jennifer Aniston’s friends inside sources who claim that Knox and Vivienne were conceived in vitro because Brad and Angelina were “too impatient”. There’s also something about Brad pushing Angie for biological babies instead of adopted ones, and more salacious smutty details to cure your summer blues.

    How will the Pitts fight back? And will this expedite the deal for those photos? Two little faces to obliterate the In Vitro affair?

    This is the sh*t we live for.

  19. oh please! Says:

    101 ways to keep a man.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    even lainey knows it’s bs @ 07/24/2008 at 12:30 pm Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro!

    Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly.

    But just because Us isn’t getting the pictures, doesn’t mean they don’t have a better story. Take a look at the latest cover – totally explosive!

    The magazine cites (Jennifer Aniston’s friends) inside sources who claim that Knox and Vivienne were conceived in vitro because Brad and Angelina were “too impatient”. There’s also something about Brad pushing Angie for biological babies instead of adopted ones, and more salacious smutty details to cure your summer blues.

    How will the Pitts fight back? And will this expedite the deal for those photos? Two little faces to obliterate the In Vitro affair?

  21. anonymous Says:

    Oh look it actually took over fifteen posts before a looney mentioned jennifer aniston is that a record?

  22. hotbitch Says:

    This is such bullshit. There is no reason why a healthy, fertile 32 yr. old woman would need in-vitro. I’m just never going to believe that every single woman in Hollywood has had in-vitro just because she had twins. Most women get pregnant with more than 2 kids with IVF so we’d have to assume that most of these women are aborting the other fetuses, right? And as far as J. Lo is concerned, why assume that she had IVF because she didn’t get knocked up immediately? Some people actually like being married before kids come into the picture, you know. She’d only been married 3 years when she got pregnant. And besides, who really cares how these women get pregnant???????

  23. anon Says:

    maybe Brad has taken too many steroids ?
    oh, well, as long as they are happy…..

  24. theocdisorder Says:

    if 33 is old for having twins, what about julia roberts and jennifer lopez? did they have in vitro too? this is a stupid story.

  25. EAT IT Says:

    who cares how people get pregnant. hats off to a woman who goes thru IVF though. from what i’ve read, seems like they have to go thru so much… emotionally as well as physically.

  26. snipe Says:

    “There is no reason why a healthy, fertile 32 yr. old woman would need in-vitro.”
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    Yes there are. All googleable. And sometimes ppl choose IVF b/c of issues on the father’s side (i.e., low sperm count).
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    And besides, who really cares how these women get pregnant???????
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    This? I can agree with. If they chose IVF, well BFD. It’s not like she made a sacrifice to Satan to get herself fertilized.

  27. Brangelinasucks Says:

    The real reason for the IVF was they didn’t want to risk another Shiloh fiasco. You know, a baby that looks like hideous Angelina. They used donor eggs and Brad’s exquisite sprem and (hopefully) they’ll have a more attractive results this time around cutting Angelina out of the picture for all but the “carrying” part of it.

    Another reason is that to give the little bastards a fighting chance they decided to spare it the toxic waste that is Angelina’s nasty womb.

  28. Stephi Says:

    Who cares if it was In-vitro! That is their own business! The tabloids really take it too far sometimes and I think they are out of line to speculate things like this. Some of the comments on here are just mean and nasty. Saying horrible things about people’s little innocent children is too much. Pick on Brad and Ange if you must, but leave the kids out of it.

  29. Brangelinasucks Says:

    As long as they put the kids out their they get the same treatment.

  30. Lucia Says:

    Bullshit!!!!!
    This magazine is crap!

  31. Me Says:

    No big surprise. They can order up exactly the pair they want, even with the genders they want.

    I really dislike this couple.

    All I see when I look at them is a man who cheated on his wife and a woman with a history of cheating with other women’s men. I don’t care what else they do with their money.

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