KHLOE CAUSES CRAZINESS IN JAIL

Khloe Kardashian was released from Lynwood’s Century Regional Detention Center after serving just 173 minutes on Friday because of alleged bomb threats.

Now Hollywood’s latest celebrity outlaw is making the rounds raking in all the press she can. First stop? Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show.

Khloe said of her experience: “As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement.”

Bomb threats? But why? “A warden came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here … There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’”

So, why the early release? “They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. There’s 2,500 inmates in there, and they [had] 2,515 [when I was there]. So they were overcrowded, but [my release was] because of the hysteria. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.”

In other words, Khloe wasn’t released because of a bomb — she was released because she’s the bomb!

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13 Comments

  1. Larry Balls
    July-21-2008 @ 12:38 pm

    hahahahahahahaha that is a good photo for the story!!! lmao!!!

  2. kim k's fake butt implant
    July-21-2008 @ 12:48 pm

    what a crap of a story … that fake troll couldnt wait to get her fake gangsta wannabe butt up out of there with the real gangsta girl.. they would have tore her as* up… i know a lot of people that wabt to whip her and that fake as* kim’s fake butt!

  3. Michelle
    July-21-2008 @ 1:12 pm

    Wow. Could her head be any bigger?? wtf

    Also, at what point does LA finally build a bigger prison?? All these celebs always get out because of “overcrowding”. Build another facility and keep them in there the whole time.

  4. spinner
    July-21-2008 @ 1:13 pm

    Kong Kardasian needs to sit down & STFU!!! SHEESH!

  5. spinner
    July-21-2008 @ 1:23 pm

    her head is big as hell!!!

  6. spinner
    July-21-2008 @ 1:25 pm

    Ryan Seacrest always helps those Skanky Kardashians get attention…EW

  7. spinner
    July-21-2008 @ 1:31 pm

    ummm…post #’s 5 & 6 were not me.

  8. ¨
    July-21-2008 @ 1:33 pm

    Ryan is gay.
    And these “K” Girls are nothing but trash, fake, overated, untalented skanks.

  9. .
    July-21-2008 @ 1:34 pm

    145 pounds of nothing but ass maybe…………..what a cracker

  10. Anonymous
    July-21-2008 @ 2:01 pm

    bunch of middle eastern muslims

  11. Anonymous
    July-21-2008 @ 5:14 pm

    Wow, and they are so proud to have a daddy (or did, before he died) that was OJ’s attorney!

  12. Stephi
    July-22-2008 @ 12:36 am

    Deosn’t she realise that it’s nothing to brag about that people hate you so much they want to kill you? Seriously she’s one of the most annoying ‘celebrities’ out there. The only things she is famous for is being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and now for going to jail. Big deal. She’s got the weirdest body as well. Really big boned and tall, small boobs, big head…odd.

  13. Cera
    July-22-2008 @ 9:12 pm

    Trash

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