BEACH BODY ALERT: SERENA WILLIAMS EDITION
Posted Monday, June 11th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Filed under: Beach Body Alert, Serena-Williams
Serena Williams looked prudent over the weekend as the tennis ace tried to relax in the Miami sun ahead of Wimbledon.
With her thick thighs and big biceps bulging, the 25-year-old star took a break from tennis to spend time with her boyfriend, Jackie Long, on Miami beach, not far from the home she shares with sister Venus in Palm Beach.
Ok, now that that’s over with, may the teasing officially commence.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:33 am
That is disgusting.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:34 am
YIKES!! She’s way too much man for me.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Horse…
June 11th, 2007 at 9:37 am
HOLY HINEY! HOW THE HELL DOES SHE MOVE AROUND THE TENNIS COURT WITH THAT OTHER PERSON “BEHIND” HER???? Get it, behind.. I crap me up
June 11th, 2007 at 9:42 am
She’s a professional athlete and she looks like it.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:45 am
No, that’s just nasty Barks. She’s always had a weird physique though. Most female tennis players DO NOT look like that.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Only a black man can handle all that azz!
June 11th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Is it just me but does anyone else see her as the future Governor of California?
June 11th, 2007 at 10:15 am
She’s a big girl, with lots o’ meat on the bone. But it’s mostly muscle. Barks is right–that’s what an athlete looks like.
June 11th, 2007 at 10:17 am
See I ALWAYS used to say JLO’s arse is tiny compared to a real thick black chick and NOW I have proof. Serena has got an ass that won’t quit,I may not like it or ever want to see it again but its true, she’s an athlete, she could crush Nicole Richie with her buttcheeks.
I don’t know why but that image is making me laugh so hard…
June 11th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Dang that is a huge ass!! Wow
June 11th, 2007 at 10:23 am
How is that even an ass? That thing weighs more than my entire body!! I’m so jealous how black girls can have all the curves they want everywhere else but the tiniest waists on the planet and the nicest bellies!! If she wasn’t so muscular maybe her body wouldn’t look so obscene and more feminin… DAAAAAAAAAANG I can’t get over how big that badonkadonkdonk is!! Homegirl can kill someone with tat thing
June 11th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Oh, and how much does her boyfriend look like Brian McKnight?? Like a LOT!
June 11th, 2007 at 10:50 am
I wish I had that confidence!
June 11th, 2007 at 11:12 am
why don’t you show a flattering photo of her in the main shot…? that’s really very unfair of you, she has a beautiful, strong body and she’s not a bitch… give her the props she deserves, geez…
June 11th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Um, he looks nothing like Brian McKnight. I think he looks more like the comedian, Flex. And damn, her titties are looking bad in that second pic.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Wow. Just wow.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:26 am
damn, can i have a fraction of her ass to put onto mine??
June 11th, 2007 at 11:51 am
barks and just askin’ - thats what a MALE athlete looks like.
anytime she’s dressed up she looks like a tranny
June 11th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Shit - that’s a lot of ass!
June 11th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
My hump…my hump,my hump,my hump….my lovely lady lumps….check it out!!!!!
June 11th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
First time I’ve ever seen a MALE athlete with big ol’ saggy tits and a huge, high, round ass.
Ummm–just exactly what sort of athletic competitions are you watching, krissa?
And if she looks like a tranny, it’s not because of her body–it’s because her face would stop a runaway Mack truck. But I don’t think we’re discussing her face.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
her ass is frightening- it’s got it’s own entity!
and it’s solid muscle!
June 11th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
That is one beautiful body.
June 11th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Tease her for what?? Being a beautiful black talented driven woman!!??
June 11th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Her & Mike Tyson would make the perfect match (in the ring)
June 11th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Hey spinner, something tells me she bench presses Mike Tyson.
June 11th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
^ ha ha ha…you are probably right, joycat!!
June 11th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I understand that that is her body type and is probably the result of genetics and lot of muscle-building…..but that is NOT attractive!! She could seriously serve drinks of her ass it sticks out so much. It almost looks photoshopped, but unfortunately for her its the real deal. Damnnnn
June 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I think she looks like a athlete who took her foot of the gas. No biggie she has nothing to prove to you or anyone…she has her money and medals.
Serena has always seen herself as beautiful despite the muscle and the lack of looks. I used to tease her as well then I realise that she has a self confidence many WISH they had.
In many countries this is considered beautiful.
Stick to your unattainable size 0 wannabees with their bad breathe, and protruding ribs. I will take Serena’s figure any day.
You go girl.
June 11th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I think she looks great. We can’t all look the same and for her it works. She can still move around the court like a tiger.
June 11th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
GOOOOOD LORDDDDDDD!!!! (drops dead)
June 11th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Sure, she’s a talented, successful athlete… but damn is she fug! In that picture where she and her boyfriend are side by side she literally looks like a dude. Her body is way too masculine to be attractive to me.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
hmmm….stephi, you always are dissin’ the sister’s bodies. do you have some issues you’d like to discuss? and on the flip side you’re always praising the skeletar white chicks for having “perfect” bodies. I don’t know what your medical insurance is like…but if ya have vision, get your eyes checked…and maybe slip into a KKK anonymous help clinic while you’re at it.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
gee whiz her shoulders are broad..
i don’t think this is genetic. venus doesn’t look like that.. and her body was NOT this built until she started working hard to beat her sister and get the #1 spot.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
oh please whoopsie daisy (and whatever other names you go under) stephi is not the only one that thinks serena looks bad here- did you even read any of the other posts? get a life
June 11th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
actually, I have read several of her other posts that’s why I wrote what I did. After you get a life, I’ll follow your lead.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Serena has a magnificent body… She has worked hard from that skinny little girl from Compton with the braids to become the world champ that she is today. That ‘junk in her trunk’ probably adds a little extra power to her swing and that’s why she crushes little girls who look like Paris Hilton (and all the other anorexic women in tennis).
I’m sure she has spent MANY hours sculpting that body, there probably isn’t any fat on her anywhere!
Go Serena!!
June 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Girlfriend has a booty on her - I love that! It’s nice to see someone who’s not stick-thin but can still rock a bikini. She’s totally strong & healthy, and it’s refreshing to see.
June 12th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
A love affair only money can buy? Shit, she looks like she could snap this guy in half.
June 12th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I think she just looks like an athlete with a really big butt lol. Sure, she has tons of muscle, but she’s one of the best athletes of all time. She’d look much better in a different swimsuit though.
Stephi might say really annoying stuff about black women’s bodies frequently, but to me she just sounds like a lot of other white girls that like to hate on curves. MOST white girls I know think Beyonce, Serena, etc. are fat. I think it’s a cultural thing maybe. It’s REALLY annoying, but she’s not as bad as all the anonymous posts.
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January 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
very sexy
March 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
She looks like a female tennis player that spent a great deal of career kicking the ass of most other player in womens tennis!