BEACH BODY ALERT: SERENA WILLIAMS EDITION

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Serena Williams looked prudent over the weekend as the tennis ace tried to relax in the Miami sun ahead of Wimbledon.

With her thick thighs and big biceps bulging, the 25-year-old star took a break from tennis to spend time with her boyfriend, Jackie Long, on Miami beach, not far from the home she shares with sister Venus in Palm Beach.

Ok, now that that’s over with, may the teasing officially commence.

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43 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    June-11-2007 @ 9:33 am

    That is disgusting.

  2. spinner
    June-11-2007 @ 9:34 am

    YIKES!! She’s way too much man for me.

  3. anon
    June-11-2007 @ 9:36 am

    Horse…

  4. only.1.without.herpes
    June-11-2007 @ 9:37 am

    HOLY HINEY! HOW THE HELL DOES SHE MOVE AROUND THE TENNIS COURT WITH THAT OTHER PERSON “BEHIND” HER???? Get it, behind.. I crap me up

  5. Barks
    June-11-2007 @ 9:42 am

    She’s a professional athlete and she looks like it.

  6. Anonymous
    June-11-2007 @ 9:45 am

    No, that’s just nasty Barks. She’s always had a weird physique though. Most female tennis players DO NOT look like that.

  7. anonymous
    June-11-2007 @ 9:46 am

    Only a black man can handle all that azz!

  8. ANON
    June-11-2007 @ 10:07 am

    Is it just me but does anyone else see her as the future Governor of California?

  9. just askin'
    June-11-2007 @ 10:15 am

    She’s a big girl, with lots o’ meat on the bone. But it’s mostly muscle. Barks is right–that’s what an athlete looks like.

  10. Supersonic
    June-11-2007 @ 10:17 am

    See I ALWAYS used to say JLO’s arse is tiny compared to a real thick black chick and NOW I have proof. Serena has got an ass that won’t quit,I may not like it or ever want to see it again but its true, she’s an athlete, she could crush Nicole Richie with her buttcheeks.
    I don’t know why but that image is making me laugh so hard…

  11. azgirl
    June-11-2007 @ 10:19 am

    Dang that is a huge ass!! Wow

  12. BeJeeBus
    June-11-2007 @ 10:23 am

    How is that even an ass? That thing weighs more than my entire body!! I’m so jealous how black girls can have all the curves they want everywhere else but the tiniest waists on the planet and the nicest bellies!! If she wasn’t so muscular maybe her body wouldn’t look so obscene and more feminin… DAAAAAAAAAANG I can’t get over how big that badonkadonkdonk is!! Homegirl can kill someone with tat thing :-)

  13. BeJeeBus
    June-11-2007 @ 10:24 am

    Oh, and how much does her boyfriend look like Brian McKnight?? Like a LOT!

  14. Michelle
    June-11-2007 @ 10:50 am

    I wish I had that confidence!

  15. whatever
    June-11-2007 @ 11:12 am

    why don’t you show a flattering photo of her in the main shot…? that’s really very unfair of you, she has a beautiful, strong body and she’s not a bitch… give her the props she deserves, geez…

  16. hotbitch
    June-11-2007 @ 11:13 am

    Um, he looks nothing like Brian McKnight. I think he looks more like the comedian, Flex. And damn, her titties are looking bad in that second pic.

  17. thighmegatampon
    June-11-2007 @ 11:19 am

    Wow. Just wow.

  18. EAT IT
    June-11-2007 @ 11:26 am

    damn, can i have a fraction of her ass to put onto mine??

  19. krissa
    June-11-2007 @ 11:51 am

    barks and just askin’ - thats what a MALE athlete looks like.
    anytime she’s dressed up she looks like a tranny

  20. OhHellNo!
    June-11-2007 @ 12:03 pm

    Shit - that’s a lot of ass!

  21. NINI
    June-11-2007 @ 12:09 pm

    My hump…my hump,my hump,my hump….my lovely lady lumps….check it out!!!!!

  22. just askin'
    June-11-2007 @ 12:48 pm

    First time I’ve ever seen a MALE athlete with big ol’ saggy tits and a huge, high, round ass.

    Ummm–just exactly what sort of athletic competitions are you watching, krissa?

    And if she looks like a tranny, it’s not because of her body–it’s because her face would stop a runaway Mack truck. But I don’t think we’re discussing her face.

  23. parissuckssliterally
    June-11-2007 @ 1:50 pm

    her ass is frightening- it’s got it’s own entity!

    and it’s solid muscle!

  24. karen
    June-11-2007 @ 1:57 pm

    That is one beautiful body.

  25. Real
    June-11-2007 @ 2:03 pm

    Tease her for what?? Being a beautiful black talented driven woman!!??

  26. spinner
    June-11-2007 @ 2:35 pm

    Her & Mike Tyson would make the perfect match (in the ring)

  27. joycat
    June-11-2007 @ 3:19 pm

    Hey spinner, something tells me she bench presses Mike Tyson.

  28. spinner
    June-11-2007 @ 3:24 pm

    ^ ha ha ha…you are probably right, joycat!!

  29. Stephi
    June-11-2007 @ 3:44 pm

    I understand that that is her body type and is probably the result of genetics and lot of muscle-building…..but that is NOT attractive!! She could seriously serve drinks of her ass it sticks out so much. It almost looks photoshopped, but unfortunately for her its the real deal. Damnnnn

  30. June-11-2007 @ 3:46 pm

    I think she looks like a athlete who took her foot of the gas. No biggie she has nothing to prove to you or anyone…she has her money and medals.

    Serena has always seen herself as beautiful despite the muscle and the lack of looks. I used to tease her as well then I realise that she has a self confidence many WISH they had.

    In many countries this is considered beautiful.

    Stick to your unattainable size 0 wannabees with their bad breathe, and protruding ribs. I will take Serena’s figure any day.

    You go girl.

  31. Zeyi
    June-11-2007 @ 4:18 pm

    I think she looks great. We can’t all look the same and for her it works. She can still move around the court like a tiger.

  32. anonymous
    June-11-2007 @ 4:31 pm

    GOOOOOD LORDDDDDDD!!!! (drops dead)

  33. Aysla
    June-11-2007 @ 5:38 pm

    Sure, she’s a talented, successful athlete… but damn is she fug! In that picture where she and her boyfriend are side by side she literally looks like a dude. Her body is way too masculine to be attractive to me.

  34. woopsie daisy
    June-11-2007 @ 6:23 pm

    hmmm….stephi, you always are dissin’ the sister’s bodies. do you have some issues you’d like to discuss? and on the flip side you’re always praising the skeletar white chicks for having “perfect” bodies. I don’t know what your medical insurance is like…but if ya have vision, get your eyes checked…and maybe slip into a KKK anonymous help clinic while you’re at it.

  35. sigh
    June-11-2007 @ 6:29 pm

    gee whiz her shoulders are broad..
    i don’t think this is genetic. venus doesn’t look like that.. and her body was NOT this built until she started working hard to beat her sister and get the #1 spot.

  36. Anonymous
    June-11-2007 @ 6:34 pm

    oh please whoopsie daisy (and whatever other names you go under) stephi is not the only one that thinks serena looks bad here- did you even read any of the other posts? get a life

  37. woopsie daisy
    June-11-2007 @ 6:37 pm

    actually, I have read several of her other posts that’s why I wrote what I did. After you get a life, I’ll follow your lead.

  38. The Beautiful One
    June-11-2007 @ 8:05 pm

    Serena has a magnificent body… She has worked hard from that skinny little girl from Compton with the braids to become the world champ that she is today. That ‘junk in her trunk’ probably adds a little extra power to her swing and that’s why she crushes little girls who look like Paris Hilton (and all the other anorexic women in tennis).

    I’m sure she has spent MANY hours sculpting that body, there probably isn’t any fat on her anywhere!

    Go Serena!!

  39. June-11-2007 @ 9:41 pm

    Girlfriend has a booty on her - I love that! It’s nice to see someone who’s not stick-thin but can still rock a bikini. She’s totally strong & healthy, and it’s refreshing to see.

  40. candyapple
    June-12-2007 @ 6:20 pm

    A love affair only money can buy? Shit, she looks like she could snap this guy in half.

  41. Truly
    June-12-2007 @ 7:45 pm

    I think she just looks like an athlete with a really big butt lol. Sure, she has tons of muscle, but she’s one of the best athletes of all time. She’d look much better in a different swimsuit though.
    Stephi might say really annoying stuff about black women’s bodies frequently, but to me she just sounds like a lot of other white girls that like to hate on curves. MOST white girls I know think Beyonce, Serena, etc. are fat. I think it’s a cultural thing maybe. It’s REALLY annoying, but she’s not as bad as all the anonymous posts.

  42. January-14-2008 @ 4:23 pm

    very sexy

  43. Anonymous
    March-29-2008 @ 12:43 pm

    She looks like a female tennis player that spent a great deal of career kicking the ass of most other player in womens tennis!

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