NOW SHE REALLY CAN F*CK MATT DAMON!

Posted Monday, July 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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After dating for five years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship.

“Jimmy and Sarah have [split] and will have no further comment,” Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi confirmed to PEOPLE in a joint statement.

While they’re always cracking us up, this is probably tHE first time they’ve made us sad. No fair!

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13 Responses to “NOW SHE REALLY CAN F*CK MATT DAMON!”

  1. Canadian Eh! Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Good for you Jimmy!! You can do way better!!!

  2. MeSoup Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    ^^^ Agreed!

  3. Zwinky Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    I just loved that video that she sang.

  4. Anonymous Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Leno is still king of late night, kimmel is good.

  5. hotbitch Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Aw, they were cool together. And fucking hilarious.

  6. adam Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    wait, you guys think he’s cuter (of a male) than she is?
    he looks like stoned down syndrome to me.

  7. LAURIE SMITH Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    THE WAY HE FLIRTS WITH THE FEMALE GUESTS ON THE SHOW… IT MAKES
    YOU WONDER WHAT HE REALLY WANTS… HE HAS 2 CHILDREN WITH HIS
    EX WIFE.. AND NOW ALL YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IS MATT AND BEN..VIDEOS..

    IT WAS A JOKE SHE DID IT TO GET EVEN WITH HIM … AND HE REALLY
    WANTED GET BACK AT HER.. SO WHY BRING THIS BACK…THEY SHOULD
    OF JUST KEPT QUIET ABOUT THEIR BREAKUP..

  8. skank ho Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Fug and fuglier.

  9. Larry Balls Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Sarah Silverman couldn’t be less attractive! Nasty! Who wants to go out with a chick that looks and acts like a dude… and an ugly one too. Way to go Jimmy you can do so much better than that hook nose skank!!!

  10. adam Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    wait.
    i don’t find many female comedians funny…i find them masculine, as humor is basically only useful (evolutionarily speaking) as a male trait.
    but are you guys suggesting she’s busted because she’s jewish (LARRY BALLS) because in that pick, her nose looks pretty small, smaller than his, and def not hooked.

  11. Solaera Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Sarah is not the most gorgeous girl on the planet but, geez, I wouldn’t call her ugly.

  12. kathy Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    she is such a skank…uckkkkk….Jimmy - you can do wayyyyyyyy better

  13. MikeC... Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    I don’t care for either of them but that on going bit about fucking Matt Damon was funny as hell……

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