NOW SHE REALLY CAN F*CK MATT DAMON!

After dating for five years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship.

“Jimmy and Sarah have [split] and will have no further comment,” Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi confirmed to PEOPLE in a joint statement.

While they’re always cracking us up, this is probably tHE first time they’ve made us sad. No fair!

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13 Comments

  1. Canadian Eh!
    July-14-2008 @ 3:33 pm

    Good for you Jimmy!! You can do way better!!!

  2. MeSoup
    July-14-2008 @ 3:36 pm

    ^^^ Agreed!

  3. Zwinky
    July-14-2008 @ 3:42 pm

    I just loved that video that she sang.

  4. Anonymous
    July-14-2008 @ 3:48 pm

    Leno is still king of late night, kimmel is good.

  5. hotbitch
    July-14-2008 @ 3:54 pm

    Aw, they were cool together. And fucking hilarious.

  6. adam
    July-14-2008 @ 4:25 pm

    wait, you guys think he’s cuter (of a male) than she is?
    he looks like stoned down syndrome to me.

  7. LAURIE SMITH
    July-14-2008 @ 4:37 pm

    THE WAY HE FLIRTS WITH THE FEMALE GUESTS ON THE SHOW… IT MAKES
    YOU WONDER WHAT HE REALLY WANTS… HE HAS 2 CHILDREN WITH HIS
    EX WIFE.. AND NOW ALL YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IS MATT AND BEN..VIDEOS..

    IT WAS A JOKE SHE DID IT TO GET EVEN WITH HIM … AND HE REALLY
    WANTED GET BACK AT HER.. SO WHY BRING THIS BACK…THEY SHOULD
    OF JUST KEPT QUIET ABOUT THEIR BREAKUP..

  8. skank ho
    July-14-2008 @ 4:40 pm

    Fug and fuglier.

  9. Larry Balls
    July-14-2008 @ 4:42 pm

    Sarah Silverman couldn’t be less attractive! Nasty! Who wants to go out with a chick that looks and acts like a dude… and an ugly one too. Way to go Jimmy you can do so much better than that hook nose skank!!!

  10. adam
    July-14-2008 @ 5:37 pm

    wait.
    i don’t find many female comedians funny…i find them masculine, as humor is basically only useful (evolutionarily speaking) as a male trait.
    but are you guys suggesting she’s busted because she’s jewish (LARRY BALLS) because in that pick, her nose looks pretty small, smaller than his, and def not hooked.

  11. Solaera
    July-14-2008 @ 6:15 pm

    Sarah is not the most gorgeous girl on the planet but, geez, I wouldn’t call her ugly.

  12. kathy
    July-14-2008 @ 6:44 pm

    she is such a skank…uckkkkk….Jimmy - you can do wayyyyyyyy better

  13. MikeC...
    July-14-2008 @ 10:19 pm

    I don’t care for either of them but that on going bit about fucking Matt Damon was funny as hell……

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