BRAD IS THE HAPPIEST DADDY IN THE WORLD

Posted Monday, July 14th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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It’s all about the Brangelina baby buzz today!

Hours after cutting the umbilical cords of his newborn twins Saturday night, Brad Pitt told the mayor of Nice: “I’m the happiest father ever.” It was a phrase he kept repeating, according to what Mayor Christian Estrosi – who visited Pitt and Angelina Jolie in their hospital room – told the local newspaper Nice-Matin. Estrosi held up the birth certificates of baby Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline as ultimate proof to the media that the twins had arrived.

Meanwhile, Angie’s doctor, Dr. Michael Sussmann, who told the BBC there was “added pressure” in delivering the famous babies, visited Angelina in the hospital this morning and told People that mom, Knox and Vivienne are “all very well, very well. Everything is okay.”

If you listen carefully, you can hear the entire world breathe a collective sigh of relief.

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19 Responses to “BRAD IS THE HAPPIEST DADDY IN THE WORLD”

  1. Andre Says:

    Now does the Mayor sign every birth certificate!!

  2. Sarah Says:

    Who cares about these people or their spawn?

  3. skank ho Says:

    Brad is happy because he squirted out a boy. They had thought it was two girls.

  4. joe Says:

    WOW! Why do Brad and Angie try to court this much attention. I don’t understand it. Obviously if they had asked the mayor not to hold the birth certificates up for the paps to see he would not have. Also if they had requested that he not give out information he would have. They obviously agreed to this. I actually find it over the top. Johnny Depp, Matt Damon, etc. could all do the same thing but they choose to be very private about their children and their life. They have dropped their publicist and now have doctors and mayors giving out information the paps out front of the hospital. How weird is this?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    ahhhhh “socialized healthcare” crank beds not electric and typewriter certificates not computer .

    Vote obama if you want to go backwards.

    notice the didn’t use a FRENCH doctor for glorious frenchy healthcare

  6. Anonymous Says:

    I wonder how long they β€˜re going to wait before they reveal the first pics of the most beautiful twins in the world.

  7. ~~&~~ Says:

    I’m happy for them .

  8. Anonymous Says:

    GOD, KEEP BLESSING AND WATCHING OVER THE JOLIE-PITT FAMILY

  9. anon Says:

    Anonymous all of you need to be lobotomized. The Pitts need this type of publicity to prove to themselves how much they are loved. It’s really sad that they revel in this kind of attention because no matter how big a ripple you make it eventually goes away. The sad part is they are not even good actors. Two baby pimps.

  10. Sarah Says:

    They won’t be “revealing” them Anon … they are pimping out those photos to the highest bidder! Sad and pathetic!

  11. faye Says:

    Lol, the haters are miserable!

    Love Brad and Angie, they are indeed the most popular couple in HW now!!!!!

  12. Sushi Says:

    They can call the two “Jolie-Pitt” all they want, but they are just Jolie. Unless there was some secret French marriage, those two are bastards. Brad can adopt them and give them his last name if he wants.

  13. Devin Says:

    Sushi, you rock!

  14. ONLY 1 Says:

    Yeah Sarah.. sad and pathetic they will give that money to charity too.. what have you done for the world lately? God… you guys act like these kids are abused or something… I guarantee they have a much better life than a lot of “regular” american kids who’s parents should have been steralized instead of breeding… but oh, my.. GOD FORBID a couple, knowing they can get a lot of money for pics AND give that money to charity, “pimp” out their already overly priviledged children for a good cause.. GOD, THE HORROR.. lol.. you haters crack me UP!

  15. ONLY 1 Says:

    Oh and Sushi… Bastards? you are an adult, I assume. these babies have done nothing to you for such a nasty sentiment. if you hate angie and brad, more power to you. making attacks on innocent children is heartless, immoral and WRONG! Calling innocent babies bastards sounds much more trashy then two loving parents having a baby w/out your official piece of paper.
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    I think it’s much better to have two loving parents who have chosen to this point to not join the conformity of marraige, than two married assholes who beat, abuse, ignore and/or neglect their children’s fundamental needs of love, encouragement, nutrition, health and education… AND THERE ARE A LOT!!!!

  16. Jenny Says:

    Doesn’t the mayor have more important thing to do than this? What a circus…

  17. peach Says:

    I am happy that these wee ones have entered the world healthy, and God has blessed them with two loving parents, who actually care not only about their new babies, but about the children of the world. They are able to give their children (all of them) lives no one could have dreamed. Brad and Angie go global to help those in need. How many people who are fortunate to have great wealth, want to share that with the less fortunate?…not many. In Angie’s younger years, she had her time of cunfusion and then she found her greatest role…Mother. I doubt that she planned to find the immediate love for a child in Cambodia, during the ‘Laura Croft’ filming…but there was little Maddox, the rest is a remarkable history. Then, to find the love of her life, and a father like no other…I believe that she KNEW she had met her kismet, and she was meant to do something special in this world along with Brad and their family. Bravo to the Jolie-Pitt union…the best is yet to come. God Bless you and yours.

  18. Sav Says:

    Example

  19. Sam Kern Says:

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